Why did Nintendo make Link look like this?

He's never looked like this.

What? You know zelda guy but never heard of a billion dollar company?

why the fuck would you even think that?

Apparently?

No it's a "super gay gamer men love thin boys with turtlenecks" reference

People are supposed to memorize every company in existence? For what reason exactly?

google it faggot.

I wanna nakadashi Link

Nah, I don't care

Obey me, i say!