Is Link the Ultimate Simp?

Well, what do you think lads?

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No, but you caring enough to ask probably are.

Go play a video game, fag.

Zelda and every single incarnation of her is his bitch.
How is having a bitch being a simp?

He saves an entire country in every story. How is he a simp? He's a hero. Get off the internet.

Considering Link is trying to rescue pussy he never fucked, I'd say yes he is.
However in Hyrule or whatever stupid land they're in, it's probably some tradition that she fuck whoever rescues her, so maybe not.
But let's assume that there isn't such a tradition, which means Link is a simp.

Pretty sure it's Mario since he risks his life for a kiss on the nose and a cake

No because unlike Mario, link probably fucks Zelda on the regular once he saves the country

What the fuck is a simp?

>simp

Is this the new word? Fuck man I'm over 30 I don't want to put up with this shit anymore.

Simp is a nicer way of saying niceguy. To be a simp is to whiteknight/defend/do whatever a woman wants, despite you receiving no form of sexual reward whatsoever.

Something between a white knight and a cuck.
A """man""" who serves a "lady" that isn't his family.

Simp detected

According to newfags it’s literally anyone that has ever shown attraction to a woman.

Yeah.

>despite you receiving no form of sexual reward whatsoever.
Simp

>cucking out for a female just because she is family
cuck

what is worse a simp or a incel?

common decency is universal

Is this how simps see themselves? Farewell, my sides.

A doormat, someone who obsesses over bitches but never gets the puss and let's them walk all over them.
It's kind of interchangeable with cuck in the sense that it's usually used to say someone is weak/pathetic.

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No, because Zelda puts out for him

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>common decency
Something females are not deserving of, simpy.

Fuck...I said hi to my female coworker the other day...guess I'm a simp...

No. Cause Zelda allways fucks his brains out, after the credits roll.

current year definition of incel because he wont stop bellyaching about how much of a fucking loser he is

incel, simps at least get pussy sometimes
simp stands for Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy, it doesn't go hand in hand with celibacy and is more about the character of the man rather than a denial of sex

Is one of those arrows the ability to say the n-word?

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Zeldafags post N64 are peak onions boy cucks so yes.

Cope, simpcels

>Is Link the Ultimate Simp?

unironically its mario

saving peach for the millionth time only for her to trying to strand him on the fucking moon along with her on and off again fuckboy

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Allow me to explain with a song
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We used to just call them orbiters.

Maybe the SS Zelda, but she flat out denies him in most games. Good thing he has superior girls like Malon or Midna as alternatives.

itt simps seething seeing healthy relationship

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The new buzzword for the next several months.

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Sure
Link has met several nigerundayos through the games

>SIMP
>Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

While Link us in fact idolizing pussy, Zelda's pussy is well-above mediocre. Therefore, Link is NOT a simp.

Anyone who approves of Link saving Zelda is a simp. What matters is saving the world and breeding every cute girl along the way.

Otherwise you are fag and pic related applies to you.

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Zelda never once denies Link unless you count sending him back in time in OoT, and he just shows back up to fuck 10 year old Zelda anyway

It is every knight's duty to protect women and children.
Doing that used to be the sign of a real man.
If you think it's a bad thing, then you may as well just transition and join the 41%, tranny.

simps in denial

How about this.
In some incarnations, Link is a Simp, most notably Twilight Princess.
In other incarnations, Link is not a Simp as Zelda does display genuine attraction towards him, in which Link reciprocates the attraction, most notably in Skyward Sword and Breath of The Wild
Speaking of Breath of The Wild, I never played the game before, should I bite the bullet and spend the dosh, is it worth it bros?

I'm gonna guess it started with twitterniggers

A zoomer acronym, like T.H.O.T.

twitterxtwitch
its the 2020 version of cuck

Link rescues Zelda because she's either : Someone he cares about, Important to Hyrule, in actual danger.

A Simp is someone who gives himself fully and acts irrationally in favor of any female he thinks he can get approval from. This would not apply to Link, Link would rescueing Zelda has nothing to do with the fact she's female.

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He gets nothing for saving the world. He is the definition of a simple. Puts all that work and gets nothing from it.

Zelda is the princess of the largest/only kingdom in the world.

She is the highest class pussy in the zelda universe, so simp could never apply

Simp started as a word to call out people that donate to Twitch-thots and orbit women Online. Now the word is mostly used by the actual "simps" and orbiters, they use it ironic so they feel less bad about it.

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Back in my day simp meant simpleton.

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>Now the word is mostly used by the actual "simps" and orbiters
Cope harder

This is exactly what weebs did to the word weeb

t. simp

We ALL know Link is made for the human cock and nothing else.

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>He gets nothing for saving the world. He is the definition of a simple. Puts all that work and gets nothing from it.

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The latest and greatest epic maymay spewed by normies that just means white knight.
Of course Yas Forums eats up this reddit shit.

So we're just going to start calling heroes simps now? This feels like the zoomer version of Kenshiro and Akagi.

i dont get the cam whore donation shit and never will

if you gonna pay for women why not get a hooker or if you are that pathetic why not buy custom made porno?

instead they throw hundreds of bucks for a shout out on twitch?

whiteknight has ties to Yas Forums so normalfags had to start using another word

Black twitterspeak acronym for
Sucka
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy
Basically "whiteknight" for black people.

sauce por favor

Why are white knights so fucking mad about being called out again?

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Go to the bathroom, and look in the mirror.

Somebody give me the definition of "simp" and I'll think about it.

Suckers
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy

S ucker
I dolizing
M ediocre
P ussy

They’ll get the last laugh when simp is filtered to “sneed”