Well, what do you think lads?
Is Link the Ultimate Simp?
Parker Nelson
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Oliver Baker
No, but you caring enough to ask probably are.
Jaxson Cooper
Go play a video game, fag.
Jace Brown
Zelda and every single incarnation of her is his bitch.
How is having a bitch being a simp?
Connor Baker
He saves an entire country in every story. How is he a simp? He's a hero. Get off the internet.
Owen Ross
Considering Link is trying to rescue pussy he never fucked, I'd say yes he is.
However in Hyrule or whatever stupid land they're in, it's probably some tradition that she fuck whoever rescues her, so maybe not.
But let's assume that there isn't such a tradition, which means Link is a simp.
Carson Turner
Pretty sure it's Mario since he risks his life for a kiss on the nose and a cake
Isaiah Stewart
No because unlike Mario, link probably fucks Zelda on the regular once he saves the country
Jonathan Hughes
What the fuck is a simp?
Nicholas Hall
>simp
Is this the new word? Fuck man I'm over 30 I don't want to put up with this shit anymore.