When will we get a game with realistic melee combat?

Legitimately anything that triggers the fight or flight response. Like someone swinging a sword at you.

Can't have weapons under the bed if there is no space between the floor and the mattress, kouhai.

You should go for synthetic swords, tougher than wood and just as hard. Most I've ever got from them was bruising and minor swelling.

hemafag here, they both suck and need to tuck their arms in- at least the guy who was parrying had more control than the guy who was just swinging wildly- still traded some bad hits. the biggest problem with that sparring is that it's not complete fencing, since there's a good chance you'd mortally wound your opponent if you thrusted. I get the vibe that the guy on defense wasn't super into the prospect of hurting the chimp, since he was paying very close attention to their injuries instead of his own.

I also love how the only armor they employ are shitty goddamn gjermundbu helmets with aventails and what look to be leather oven mitts.

Put me in the screenshot.

You gonna sit here and unironically tell me that

A) An adult will randomly pick up poker in his 20s or 30s and become a world champion later

Or

B) Someone legitimately had a child play for fucking high stakes cash amounts since their early childhood.

Fucking retard

I ain't your fucking kouhai, I'm a complete stranger. Sleep next to your weapons then if you will.

when will get a game with realistic archery and not moronic longbowmen standing still?

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