When will we get a game with realistic melee combat?

When will we get a game with realistic melee combat?

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Reminds me when I was taught incorrectly how to open oysters.

>How'd you get that scar?
>Heh, a friend and I were swinging swords at eachother whilst shirtless
>That's fucking stupid

Used to do this with my mom's cutlasses in the backyard when I was younger
They were dull as shit though

until vr can replicate the sensation of touch and resistance we wont see anything resembling actual sword combat that has hundreds of different strikes that can be made using it. and thats only one type of weapon. for a game to be animated and to control like real life it would require too much time and effort for too little pay off.

If you don't practice with a sharp blade you'll never be able to do it when you need it most.

Still doesn't justify not wearing full chainmail if they're already protecting their heads with it.

With shields, it's only viable in VR
So maybe once VR has a double digit percent of the steam userbase

so in real combat the first one who's knocked down is dead right? street fighter iv simulates this very accurately.

Nice way to lose a limb.

why arent they wearing ARMOR

As an actual real larper, these morons make me so fucking angry.

>Well what did you do last weekend?
>Me? I shitposted on Yas Forums

t. pussy

chads

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you will never by this hardcore

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Shut the fuck up, you use either real swords and appropriate armor, or fake swords. Both will help you become better with a sword, even in the case where you're a fedora-tipping idiot who thinks he may need to use a real one someday, because you wouldn't have to stop practicing like these morons had to for the same reason they did.

It can't be fucking done.

Even in VR the lack of any sort of physical force makes it a poor simulation

pussy detected
stick to nerf okay?

How the fuck do you not notice a massive wound in your arm until someone points it out?

In theory it can be done by sending signals to your brain and spine.

armor reduces mobility stats

Adrenaline. Have you never been hit in the face or something like that?

adrenaline

Or you could wear armor. Or buy a gun. Or do what every single martial art from fencing to wrestling to boxing to judo to at heart does and establish a set of rules that allow you to gain skills without a person being permanently crippled by fucking PRACTICE.

Yes.

It's called adrenaline Nancy
no its not comparable to the "adrenaline" you feel when Nintendo announces a new direct

They're retards.

who said i wanted to?

what are wooden swords

You have to hand it to them, they're halfway to actually fighting instead of doing that cringe HEMA hyperactive dainty shuffling.

Never

not possible

>Nooooooo you can't just call them out for being retards
>if you ever post on Yas Forums you can't ever have a life outside of it
Stop defending retards, retard

Yeah you're a big time pussy

>bare arms
why would you do this?
yeah real cool guys, bleeding out in some stupid ass forest because you wanted to be knights. lmao.

go to bed children, the men are talking

The white trash Olympics? I bet they worship thor too

For Honor season 1 but people hated it because it was nothing but defense.

>realistic
I think the word you were looking for is 'autistic'.

>When will we get a game with realistic melee combat?
You won't, you gotta EXPERIENCE that shit.

Combining enthusiasm with stupidity is not a good combination friend.

What a simp you are.

>t. doesn't even fight with swords

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>swinging wildly like idiots
>realistic

Explain how a sharp sword helps in practice. Spoiler it fucking doesn't, the training doesn't change, you learn to hit the enemy with your weapon while also avoiding theirs. Higher stakes isn't going to make you better at something, it doesn't work that way

>The MLP t-shirt
>The greasy ponytails
Amazing

>Higher stakes isn't going to make you better at something, it doesn't work that way
You'd be surprised at how performance increases when someone know's there life is on the line.

Even in the time they fought with real swords they sparred with wooden or dull swords and with protection you retard.

>NNNOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CALL ME A RETARD, HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I'M A SOCIAL REJECT
Stop being a bitch, faggot

then it's no longer practice, is it fag.

>Vr
LMAO
Do answer your question OP just get mods for mount and blade until the next one and start installing mods for that one.

Same way how paper trading is different from real trading

In a war scenario that wouldnt be rare.

I'm less of a social reject than the people wearing MLP t-shirts user. Maybe you wish you were as "cool" as them.

I'm not surprised they got hurt, both have mongoloid guarding.
The best zweihander guard is the kendo one, sword straight in front of you.
if it's too close, the barycenter is off and it takes longer to move the sword to deflect the attack, by the time you do your arms are gone.

Storytime?

You laugh but haptic feedback is absolutely feasible later down the line as technology progresses.

In a war scenario they'd wear armor in medical times or use a gun in modern times.
>but celts fought naked
The Celts also got raped anytime they fought anyone who wasn't a bunch of monks sworn to non-violence.

>Higher stakes isn't going to [change your performance] at something
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Whatever man, 2 men can still practice with live steel. Most I've done was with blunt steel but with proper body armour I could see live steel being viable.

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Do euros really?

white people lol

>The Celts also got raped anytime they fought anyone who wasn't a bunch of monks sworn to non-violence.
What's it like being historically illiterate?

Do you also think poke with fake chips is like playing high stakes?

It doesn't after the adrenaline wears off and they realize no one there is actually going for a killing strike but just cool scars?

lol id love a forty rn ngl, guess ill settle for s swig of wild turkey instead

Yes because if i fire a gun at you daily you're going to become a badass soldier and not, say, develop PTSD instead. Obviously your performance may change due to a spike of adrenaline but your adrenaline itself isn't going to improve or some retarded notion like that

I was referring to the idea that swinging wildly being uncommon. In a one on one scenario I could understand technique being maintained but when overwhelmed swinging in a panic especially if you've been wounded doesn't sound impossible.

Okay retard, what ever you say, but if you want to use those things where you can smell and feel pain, I ain't going to be wearing that shit while I continuously keep attacking you while you are incapable of doing much else because of the pain your going through faggot.

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You would get your ass utterly handed to you in SCA and so would the idiots in the OP. Competitive medieval swordplay with real weapons is not in your pussy wheelhouse, don't even pretend it is.

>got to play poker for $100
>be ok poker player
>Go to play poker for 1 million dollars
>suddenly become master poker player, understand how to read a man's tells and calculate odds based of advanced statistical analysis
Neat

>frogposter
>internet toughguy
Ah so you're retarded, nevermind.

That makes about as much sense as sparring in MMA without gloves.

Yes because all those gambling addicts leaving with their empty wallets are such amazing fucking players, right?

Genuinely good poker players started out playing for fun at a young age (presumably with their dad or some other relative who taught them) with no stakes involved, get bent, retard

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Could work with grappling based stuff I guess.

Probably never, at least not something by a large/mainstream publisher. Realistic close range weapon fights are rather boring, with the first person to land a blow usually sending the other person crashing to the ground like a sack of shit. Just imagine if in that clip you posted, one of them decided to instead of chopping at the head armour like a spastic, to slash the shirtless guy across the chest or stomach. It would have been quick and, if they were proper sharp, rather messy.

>Higher stakes isn't going to make you better at something
What they did was stupid but you're also wrong.

>when you need it most.
lmao.

>You would get your ass utterly handed to you
You don't know shit you assoomer

>he doesn't sleep with a dozen weapons under his bed

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Reality is overrated

1v1 me irl faggot

I love the confidence of untrained toughguys, come out and be fodder sometime.

i cut myself

>dude I always win my fake fights I would totally win a real fight too!
God HEMA fags are cringe.

Top kek.

Nah if you want the most authentic sword play get some plastic sword or some shit and get your friend and do that instead.

>Genuinely good poker players started out playing for fun at a young age
No they don't lol.

>untrained
There is always more to learn and improve upon.

how does a high stake situation makes me better other than adrenaline? if i was coding under gunpoint would it makes me better?

Yes they do.

I sleep on a mattress on the floor, desu.

It's obvious your a soft bitch who's never been in a fight.

Maybe, depends on the individual. Some people excel under pressure while others break.

obsessed

I prefer wooden personally. Used to make them in my workshop with a couple friends and we'd spar using them. Was pretty fun, got a few minor injuries but nothing major. But even back then I thought about how neat it would be to do shit like this in vr instead.

>if i was coding under gunpoint would it makes me better?
Pretty sure that's how Microsoft handles their outsourced operations.

Am I supposed to be impressed?

Name one thing where that's true, then

Legitimately anything that triggers the fight or flight response. Like someone swinging a sword at you.

Can't have weapons under the bed if there is no space between the floor and the mattress, kouhai.

You should go for synthetic swords, tougher than wood and just as hard. Most I've ever got from them was bruising and minor swelling.

hemafag here, they both suck and need to tuck their arms in- at least the guy who was parrying had more control than the guy who was just swinging wildly- still traded some bad hits. the biggest problem with that sparring is that it's not complete fencing, since there's a good chance you'd mortally wound your opponent if you thrusted. I get the vibe that the guy on defense wasn't super into the prospect of hurting the chimp, since he was paying very close attention to their injuries instead of his own.

I also love how the only armor they employ are shitty goddamn gjermundbu helmets with aventails and what look to be leather oven mitts.

Put me in the screenshot.

You gonna sit here and unironically tell me that

A) An adult will randomly pick up poker in his 20s or 30s and become a world champion later

Or

B) Someone legitimately had a child play for fucking high stakes cash amounts since their early childhood.

Fucking retard

I ain't your fucking kouhai, I'm a complete stranger. Sleep next to your weapons then if you will.

when will get a game with realistic archery and not moronic longbowmen standing still?

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