So I was playing Oblivion again today when I came across pic related for the first time. Weird...

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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Deh.

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to be fair, there are 3 locations that can spawn Centaurs, and 2 of them are quite away from anything quest-related

Then Argnonians shouldn't even be in the game.

Why didn't they just ride Eagles into Mordor?

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Reminder that Saint Alessia was a whore that fucked a minotaur

all minotaurs are her descendants

I didn't level far enough for them to spawn but I managed to run into the minotaur King as an underleveled bitch ass. Was fun.
The unicorn also managed to catch me by surprise one time and pushed my shit in.

God has it been long since i last saw this pasta. Bless you user

Nobody ever posts any of the edits is my biggest grief.