There's not enough toilet paper to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate

Mmh. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. Intelligence suggest they're behind the sharts in Marts.

A bunch of pretentious old farts playing at the runs, but the world shat them out long ago. We are the feces!

I have about 40 rolls in my house and 4 people who use it. Should I get more? Last I checked the store was still stocked up.

kek

I have someone in place though.

I've got a massive stockpile
Soon you will bow to your new king

Let it spill into the schools and the churches.

Has he shit and been unable to wipe yet?

Oh yes, most certainly. When we mentioned we could put him on the priority list for a bidet he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

Number one: In 1945 corporations paid for 50 percent of employee's toilet paper. Now they pay about 5 percent.

I asked for toilet paper but I got moist towelettes.

My asshole is augmented.

Start an advertising campaign praising India and then the masses will flock to the streets, shitting without care.

and the Wal-Marts

Never tried it.

Why contain it? Let it spill through their shorts and sweatpants. Let the turds pile up on the sides of the street. In the end, they'll beg us to wipe them.

S'cool

The NSF. They hit one of our shipments. A few of them got away but we trapped the rest in the bathrooms.

What a shit.

By the way Denton stay out of the ladies restroom.

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This toilet, the diarrhea is intensifying to the point where we might not be able to contain it.

How about we send YOU back to the bathroom - IN A COLONOSCOPY BAG.

Number two: that's terror

S'tool.

Gimme the Stool Softener. Never know when you're gonna come up on heavy blockage.

So this is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a BRAP.

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I will shit brighter than a thousand toilets!

How about you tell me where that N95 mask shipment is being taken

Your turn.

Desperate

UNATCO policy is clear - no negoshitation.

You’re gonna defecate alright.

about time you shit

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I tried VERY carefully to maintain the balance between candy bar time and shitting time. You won't recognize my restroom in a few weeks.. Simons will turn it into his own private bathroom.

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That's a pretty big turd.

You mean colostomy.

I just order toilet paper off of amazon. I don't know why people are having such a hard time.

At Wal-Mart today the toilet paper shelves were cleaned out.

You Dentons sure hung us out to dry

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Toilet paper is a scam. It doesn't even clean you properly. If you had to eat off a plate after shit was dropped on it, would you be happy using nothing but toilet paper to clean it up?

Moist towelettes or wet a paper towel.

I'm not a faggot so I don't eat out of my own asshole.

Why even clean your ass, faggot? I've never used toilet paper in my entire life, I just wait it up until it dries, pull up my paints and wash my hand. I'm not expecting anyone to look at my asshole either way. I also don't use soap to wash my hands since that shit dries up your skin, it's not healthy, I only rinse with water.

You and me, JC. We'll wipe in secret, with an invisible hand, the way the Indian has always wiped.

The true patrician choice is to use the bidet

t. pajeet

Why do all the characters in this game look like they have down syndrome?

CARLOS

S'cool

There were not enough triangles to go around, and the modellers were starting to get desperate

>jc: bitch
>no response

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