Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Computer, simulate a thread on the ancient Earth internet forum 'Yas Forums'
Angel Perry
Aiden Evans
HONH HONH HONH COMMANDER, I WILL CONSIDER BRIDGE COMMANDER FOR THE RIGHT PRICE HONH HONH HONH
Dylan King
Guessing /trek/ turned into a shitshow again and you've decided to come over here. One of those eight threads for two assholes kind of days.
Carson Nelson
Barclay would have the engineering prowess to give himself the power.
Isaac Ortiz
These trek thread intros are honestly the only funny content on this entire fucking board
Michael Cooper
>Computer,
Lincoln Mitchell
>Anonymous Yas Forums poster at high school
>Zinda, his face black his eyes red.
>Anonymous Yas Forums poster at the gun store.
>Temba, his arms wide.
>Shaka, when the walls fell.
Hudson Nguyen
I've finished the 25th Anniversary last week and am playing Judgment Rites at the moment.
It's amazing to see how poorly modern adventures stack up against ancient shit like this. There's even multiple solutions to many puzzles. Also, I'm fighting a fucking biplane in the Enterprise.
I can recommend both if you can look past the really dated graphics.
Wyatt Russell
did it ever both you guys that the tech period the federation is in is so far advanced that they scoff at primitives wielding lasers, but all their space battles seem to happen at a distance of a couple hundred meters?
Cameron Young
They have such advanced defensive technology that they'd miss if they fired at greater distances.