Computer, simulate a thread on the ancient Earth internet forum 'Yas Forums'

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

HONH HONH HONH COMMANDER, I WILL CONSIDER BRIDGE COMMANDER FOR THE RIGHT PRICE HONH HONH HONH

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Guessing /trek/ turned into a shitshow again and you've decided to come over here. One of those eight threads for two assholes kind of days.

Barclay would have the engineering prowess to give himself the power.

These trek thread intros are honestly the only funny content on this entire fucking board

>Computer,

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>Anonymous Yas Forums poster at high school
>Zinda, his face black his eyes red.
>Anonymous Yas Forums poster at the gun store.
>Temba, his arms wide.
>Shaka, when the walls fell.

I've finished the 25th Anniversary last week and am playing Judgment Rites at the moment.
It's amazing to see how poorly modern adventures stack up against ancient shit like this. There's even multiple solutions to many puzzles. Also, I'm fighting a fucking biplane in the Enterprise.

I can recommend both if you can look past the really dated graphics.

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did it ever both you guys that the tech period the federation is in is so far advanced that they scoff at primitives wielding lasers, but all their space battles seem to happen at a distance of a couple hundred meters?

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They have such advanced defensive technology that they'd miss if they fired at greater distances.

BASED

What games allow me to go ASS DEEP?

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>mfw bajoran scum

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gul darheel is a born shitposter

Absolute kino episode. Best one of DS9

QUUUUAAAARRK

>find a youtube review of Duet
>great episode, lets see what this guy thinks
>angry mencel shit
>he thinks its about white guilt
you fucks had better hope i never get an ounce of power or i'll make you all squeal like piggies

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Why is Next Generation so comfy bros?

It was made in a period where it looked like things were going well for us as a society, so there was a rare opportunity for a show about our enlightened future where we definitely won't be beating the shit out of eachother with improvised clubs made out of rebar

Pic related, this is the period of time we have to get through before reaching that point. Good luck.

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>this is the period of time we have to get through before reaching that
Aren't the eugenics wars already supposed to be over by 2010 or so?

the eugenics wars are over, but now we're settling in for the internment camps for poor people in major cities, and mercenary soldiers who are hooked on stimulants by their corporate masters.

Kira got so hot by the end of the series. Which is amazing considering how awful she looked in the pilot episode.

i miss ro laren

Too bad her character got worse and worse.

Nobody even talks about video games in these threads.

>but now we're settling in for the internment camps for poor people in major cities
So that's the reason for all that 3rd world immigration. The camps would look silly without enough poor people to go in there.

i know a funny bug in 25th Anniversary: you have an opportunity to replicate some cereal on a space station full of sick and/or retarded people. if you use either of kirk's phasers on the cereal box, the script to destroy the cereal box accidentally destroys kirk's phaser instead; presumably, shatner places the prop in the cereal box and it gets stuck, because you cannot retrieve the phaser by any means.

I fucking tried, ain't get no (you)s for it. Any of you fuckers play anything other than the stupid mmo?

I wish Birth of the Federation worked properly without any fucking memory leaks

We got WW3 and the post-atomic horror to look forward to

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>Disengage safety protocols
always gets me

I've played the SNES games. And the stupid mmo.

A good Star Trek game in the 21st century? Never happened.

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There are no good Star Trek games

Watching TNG right now and the fact that there are no cameras watching everyone breaks my immersion. There are a ton of episodes where, if cameras were recording, the main problem of the episode would be solve instantly.

>it's all gay furry child porn

There isn't but there is that PC game where Q makes you relive your dead father's last day on his starship.

There are several episodes where it's shown that there are cameras recording everything.

Barclay charges way too much unless you subscribe for an entire year, though.

and you can kick Q in the nuts

DESPITE BEING

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Moneyless society

How is Picard?

Barclay want no money, honey.

The MMO sucked, some okay ideas, poorly executed. Story was unironically better than Discovery, Picard, and other Jew Jew Abrams Trek, but that isn't saying much.

Then they made the MMO worse by adding Discovery content.

Absolutely wonderful.

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pretty bad ngl

What did they do to Seven of Nine?

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Exactly the kind of Star Trek the 2020s deserve.

youtube.com/watch?v=L4towujqjBQ

looks pretty shit desu

How dare you!

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Picard is a trashfire that I just can't look away from

Made her into an angry stronk lesbian out for vengeance dual wielding phaser rifles and murdering her way through the universe.

They had her kill Icheb.
Then they had Bruce Maddox killed
Then they had Hugh killed
Then they had Riker and Troi's first child killed

Dear God...

Completely fucked up her character.

This. I'm watching it out of sheer morbid curiosity at this point.

i have an erection

at least its not the power of math i guess

Well, it is a civilian ship. It would make sense to get bombarded with advertisements when approaching port. Starfleet wouldn't put up with that shit.

fucking boring
they put all their eggs in one basket by just having one continuous story, instead of the show having self contained stories per episode. and the story they went for is dull nonsense

Why didn't Janeway simply have Neelix shot?

The entire ship makes zero fucking sense.

Don't forget They killed Bruce Maddox because his actor posted some shit about the Kevin Spacey accuser which he then apologized for.

Earth has trailer trash nigresses now.

What do you think they're going to do with it?

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kek imagine caring about nuStar Trek

That was Icheb

Remember all those point TNG and even TOS had where human society largely had moved beyond all the problems we have today?
Well, they're all back. Everybody is back to being greedy, racist, and all those other -isms are probably going to show up again sooner or later as well.

Why do Klingons, being only 1% of the galaxy's population commit the majority of violent crimes?

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