>Computer, simulate a thread on the ancient Earth internet forum 'Yas Forums'
>Fill it with socially inexperienced 30-something nerds arguing about the best Star Trek game
>Disengage safety protocols
Computer, simulate a thread on the ancient Earth internet forum 'Yas Forums'
Daniel Phillips
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Evan Thompson
I want to cum inside Jadzia Dax
Elijah Thompson
also its clearly this one even if the setting is completely potato. i think the reason why it has so many made up aliens is because starfleet command as like a board game or concept came before TNG fleshed out the setting with more empires like the cardassians and shit. in any case, a sequel with the standard post-tng races would be welcome
Hunter Jackson
It's STO only due to the merit that you can spend real world money and buy ships for $300 at 1am and feel like killing yourself when you wake up the next day.
Chase Cook
imagine this
year is 2099
>you are an old man in a nursing home
>vr tech is so advanced you can have anything you want
>12 year old prostitutes (pedophilia is legal and age of consent is low and holo deck is used to treat pedos anyway)
>anyway you rebuild your old room just the way it was/you remember/made from holo 3d camera pics
>you log onto your computer and the AI generates the internet back in the old days
>you relive this exact thread everyday where you get millions of (you)
>it helps with the dementia
Mason Gonzalez
Someone post the lactose screenshot
Alexander Bailey
VAMPIRES SHOULDN'T TAKE IT UP THE ASS! IT HURTS MY CLOSETED EGO!
Jack Morales
>>Disengage safety protocols
Pretty sure you wouldn't have the required privileges to remove safety protocols.
Jose Jones
>obligatory Dukat post
Luis Jones