PAYING $1k FOR A TECH DEMO

not this time Gabe, fuck you and your forced teleport

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>forced teleport
Not in the game, idiot.

Thank you gaben for making zoomers eternally seethe

zoomies don't even know what HotD is

House of the Dead was based.

bro just buy this cheap $250 headset and these mediocre pc upgrades youll be find trust me what are you poor lol

youtube thumbnails should be bannable

God I hate YouTube so much

Re-Re-Reload

They send you emails with tips such as making open-mouted slackjawed faux surprise thumbnails. They directly encourage this garbage.

>those teeth
british?

God I wish we just got house of the dead scarlet dawn for PC instead of this fucking tec demo

If you don't have a decent gaming rig to begin with you honestly don't deserve to be on this board.

>shitposters still needing to lie to have anything to actually shitpost about
alyx is the gift that keeps on fucking giving holy shit

Until HLA rolled around there was no reason to upgrade a PC over the past 5ish years unless you enjoyed playing shitty console ports

that thumbnail fucking hurts me

*breathes in*

>Half Life VR spinoff is a fast paced high octane squishy crunchy sensory assault.

Doubtful. You dont even have a "high spec bass shaker".

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there still is no reason to

my 4k setup needed upgrades

>House of the Dead ripoff
But that sounds cool

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Really?

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A Half-Life game that's just a tech demo? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

I WILL NOT GO

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This is how you can tell these narratives are zoomie created. They’ve never played HotD to know it’s actually fun as fuck. Time Crisis too.

I sure hope you're not trying to imply 2 wasn't a tech demo.

>dude it a game has cool technology it’s a tech demo!
Fuck off you disingenuous loser

>Time Crisis
The arcade with 2 screens for 2 players with different PoV was the shit.

half life 2 was to half life what quake was to doom
a technically better game in terms of technology but with worse gameplay and a confusing setting that doesn't immerse as well as if it chose style over technical prowess

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2 is literally just a demo to sell the Source engine, they just put a lot of soul into it.

my only PC is a 5 year old laptop that I barely use. I do almost all of my gaming on 3DS, Switch, and mobile

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Yeah definitely. Frankly I’d totally be ok with an on rails shooter due to these facts. However we HalfChads are also lucky because this game is obviously NOT on rails :p

*makes 100 anti VR/HL threads a day*

>but with worse gameplay
nice shit opinion

hol up
mobile gamer in the thread?
ngl but he looking pretty casual doe

>Frankly I’d totally be ok with an on rails shooter due to these facts
I wonder if that would help with that motion sickness that people suffer with VR. A VR co-op on rails sounds pretty awesome.

>this game is obviously NOT on rails
Yeah, and this thread will hit bump limit anyways, fucking shills m8.

because it works

A game where one person drives and the other person shoots in VR would be kino

These people need a fucking intervention, seriously.

There's a VR tank sim in development that hosts an entire player crew

every part of the game is like
>dude im telling you we've got physics bro
>look at these barrels
>DON'T SHOOT THE ENEMIES SHOOT THE BARRELS NEXT TO THEM WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>oh, you finished this zombie section without using the gravity gun? sucks to have no ammo dude you were supposed to stock up in this level
seriously just fuck off already ive had this conversation too many times the game places way too much emphasis on "using the cool physics that were only revolutionary back then". When you base your entire gameplay around a gimmick, its not gonna age well unless the game is explicitly known for that gameplay.
Valve learned their lesson and left the source shit after half2 for the puzzle game portal. literally fuck you, man

>VR Arma 3
My body is ready

>worse gameplay
have you considered suicide?

>that crying face
wow videogames really have an emotional control over these beta cucklords, huh?

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you nigger kike faggot you called quake's gameplay worse than doom's

>being this fucking shit
I hardly used the barrels and physics sections hardly lasted and had plenty of ammo
stop sucking dicks

this board is filled with zoomers who only own an iphone

>...Anonymous
>03/07/20(Sat)15:51:07 No.498574459
> #
>every part of the game is like
>>dude im telling you we've got physics bro
>>look at these barrels
>>DON'T SHOOT THE ENEMIES SHOOT THE BARRELS NEXT TO THEM WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>oh, you finished this zombie section without using the gravity gun? sucks to have no ammo dude you were supposed to stock up in this level
>seriously just fuck off already ive had this conversation too many times the game places way too much emphasis on "using the cool physics that were only revolutionary back then". When you base your entire gameplay around a gimmick, its not gonna age well unless the game is explicitly known for that gameplay.
>Valve learned their lesson and left the source shit after half2 for the puzzle game portal. literally fuck you, man

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because their fucking algorithm makes it work

pottery

Only zoomers care about shit like phone posting and Reddit spacing. Boomerchads don’t give a fuck

We're calling rail shooters House of the Dead Rip-off's still?

Does that mean I can call The Last of Us a Tomb Raider rip-off still?

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

this game will flop pretty hard, mark my words. I will come back to Yas Forums after release and laugh at all the crying bitches here who bought it and say this game is garbage. I will lol so hard till my pp falls off LOL

If you own a decent gaming rig, you honestly don't deserve to ever have sex.

Mouth Open Thumbnails just make me want to travel to africa, find some bushnig with a megacock and ram it down these faggots throats. fuck man shit makes me seethe

Why just 2? What about 4 or 6? A VR rail shooter with a squad of something sounds fun as fuck.

Funny I was thinking in vehicles too, like a tank or a WW2 bomber.

I don't think I've ever seen a more succinct summary of someone's post just through copying it with a crying zoomer pic before.

Lmao, it honestly reads like a fucking youtube comment.

...does this count as mutt's law? Can we get a ref over here?

no, because people are simps

simp does not mean simpleton

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>doom shotgun
blast through huge crowds, one shotgun blast can kill an imp or multiple zombies
>quake
have to shoot weakest enemies 2-3 times per enemy
>doom super shotgun
fucking amazing, handles like nothing else and rips through crowds
>quake super shotgun
literally just the normal shotgun from doom 1

eat a bag of dicks

poorfag cuck lmao keep crying

Is it really just a rail shooter?

Yurop and murica shouldn't fight. We need to stand united against the nignogs.

not even close, think half life 2 linear levels but slower for VR

Shut the fuck Nigel once we eradicate the anglos and germs America is next

No it's a turn-based roleplaying game

you are actually braindead, doom's weapons dont even require you to aim and you obviously play on baby difficulties as evidenced by your posts

what made the doom2 SSG so fun was that reload. Whipping it around, the clacking of it opening and, loading, and closing. It was aesthetic and the power was every bit as satisfying as the cooldown between shots. Hell, even the regular shotgun reload between shots was relatively satisfying and made waiting between shots worth it.

the quake shotguns just sorta sat there waiting to reload, and it made you really cognizant of how 'gamey' it was.

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shut the fuck up you shaved ape

yes, just like half life 2 but now with a headset and wiimotes

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>slower for VR
That's kind of a gross simplification of Valve's new design ethic for VR
They're focusing on making dense granular gameplay instead of WOOHOO I NOSKILL BUNNYHOPPED PAST ALL THE BLAND SCENERY JUST LIKE I'VE PLAYED EVERY SINGLE FPS FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS
Granted it's not for everybody

>fuck you and your forced teleport
t. Chinese shill that didn't watch any of the gameplay videos

House of the dead/Time Crisis are the best arcade games.

>exploding barrels are now considered bad game design

they're simps
plain and simple