"Don't worry Cloud I'll watch your sweet sweet ass"

Umm, that breastplate is extremely problematic. How did that clear the ethics department?

cast her

>"street smart" boy vs genetic ubermench boi toy that can jump several stories in the air and has Gutts tier strength/swordsmanship

There's no contest user also it's clear she's got a thing for those baby blue eyes.

I'd let him gay sex me stupid.

Dodging in this game is both ineffective at avoiding damage, and repositioning.

When you're in the punisher stance with Cloud, dodging is your most optimal form of movement.

plate is round. it wouldnt be painful. all the effort to make tits could be turned into a more rounded single plate that doesnt compromise strength or direct impacts towards the center of their chest.

Cloud
>suffers PTSD about his ex boyfriend every 10 minutes
>crossdresses yet won't put out
>mumbling coward who kills people for money

Barret
>6'4" pure muscle, hairy chest
>HUEG arms, can carry obese fucks like it's no deal
>responsible single father who cares about his daughters future

Who do you think women will go for?

the non nigger

people have died in little league baseball from a baseball hitting them in the chest.

google "13-year-old Little Leaguer Hayden Walton dies after being hit in the chest with ball"

armor is designed to deflect impacts away from the wearer, but having two cones that deflect impacts into the wearer's chest isnt a good move.