Lads! Think about it! What if

Firstly, that's just a womanly trait.
Secondly, are you saying stereo-typically bad-ass guys aren't?

>just want an athletic girl with big tits
Where are they?

You're lucky I cant fit a grenade launcher in my purse!

In anime and manga only.

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Duke Nukem and Lo Wang are over the top caricatures of action hero and racial archetypes
Caleb oozes charm
All three have quotes associated with the character by fans. Hell, Duke Nukem is associated with quotes that aren't even originally his because of how strong his character was.
Shelly should have been like an extra fascist judge dredd, with some added snark so she could make jokes about executing squaters and druggies, but instead she has half the personality of robocop. The only quote I remember from her is "this man has no dick!" because of how incredibly unfunny it is.

also im gay

THE BABY
THE BABY
ADAM, PLEASE GIVE ME PERMISSION TO EQUIP THIS HEAT RESISTANT ARMOR SO I DON'T DIE
THE BABY

>I MUST KILL THE DEMONS
>No John, you ARE the demons
>And then John was a japanese goblin

You might as well be gay at this point.

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