Lads! Think about it! What if

she would be the doom-layer then
instant loss 2koma cyberdemon comic when

So femdoomguy could have hot lesbian sex with crash. Duh.

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seriously guise

is there any game like doom with a girl?

Faggot.

Ahem.

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because Crash is a jobber but Doomguy isn't

I want a girl who looks, sounds, acts, smells, tops and farts like a guy, BUT I ASSURE YOU, I'M DEFINITELY NOT GAY!

genderswapping is lazy as fuck

you aren't

I mean a girl
not a try hard to be a guy type of girl

she cute

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>muscle girl
>tomboy
>maybe a little reverse trap too
god I wish

not sure I care, sperg-kun

If Nintendo made this into a mature game, you could shut the fuck up about Doomgirl.

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Ion Fury, I guess

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Samus would still be a plank of wood regardless.

A realistically fit women is normally a plank of wood so I don't see the issue.

is that the girl from Crash Bandicoot?

Reddit and coomers finally ruined another franchise.

Pull a Samus is a woman reveal and have her fistpump Doomguy at the end, Doomgirl shouldn't be much different from the male counterpart

>tops
No, you definitely have the gay.

UNFFF I LOVE MY GIRLS WITH BIG MUSCULAR MANLY BODIES
NO HOMO THOUGH

but what if DOOM was a bunny???

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Then she'd be just like Metroid, who's also a girl

I will now play your game.

no, it's someone's OC that just so happens to look alot like Nina Cortex.

>coomers ruined doom!
you have to be 18 to post here

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Girls gotta have some beef.

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you post like someone who had neglectful parents

I wanna see her get assfucked

I love bellies and hips and tits

Isn't he a polish male? Practically a girl already kek.

Underrated post

is the game decent?

Hey, what if Duuk Nukum was a gurl?

I want to pet her

I WANT DOOMCHICK TO FURIOUSLY AMAZON-PRESS ME

wouldn't work as well

She would be called Dick Sukem.

Everyone in this thread needs to have sex immediately including myself

Bend over.

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> t. gymlet

>gemma freeman
>mute semi autistic girl who loves guns
>lady chief
>no nonsense female super soldier in cool green armor
>with a weird nude blue male hologram companion
>doomchick
>amazon warrior on mars, kills demons
>lady nukem
>street smart girl with no manners, wants the D but secretly a virgin

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would she still be a womanizer or would she go after men?
heh

No I meant her personality, her character. I can't tell you anything about Samus and the only game I skipped was Other M.

western artists are trash and tomboys are for closet sissies

Shelly is a proof that there's no need to do the whole genderbender thing to make a badass woman character.

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please tell me thats a woman

Decent is a proper way of describing it.

Literal subhumans with no brains.

I find that quite erotic I wish that bottle was my sausage

shelly is bland as fuck

I would disagree.

Honestly, she would probably go after both.

>YASSS queen, can't wait for trannydoom: eternal!!

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>is big gay
Big chungus Keanu Reeves gold

Rule 63 has been around since before the tranny trend you autistic little shit

It's a doom mod that someone thought was worth charging money for to download so decent is a good word.

>Doesn't know how to reply to a post
>Wojack edit poster
>complaining about oldfags
Found the redditor

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more like this desu

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Honestly if you want a good retro shooter that was made nowadays, get Dusk.
store.steampowered.com/app/519860/DUSK/

Snuggling up in Doomgirl's big cuddly chest!

based DUSKposter

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imagine the handjobs

BIG
MUSCLE
MOMMIES

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Amid Evil is worth trying too

So this is the reality where Doomguy was the one who died in the initial invasion?

Don't you dare say that name around here.

d44m+ really ruined any talk about the franchise honestly. 90% of discussion is about le epic rip and tear and le epic doom comic and brutal doom and look at how badass and brutal and fearless doomguy is >:-) he kills the whole hell and all the demons fear him and look at how aggressive he is he can't go 15 seconds without destroying something around him, be it a a demon or a piece of equipment or his surroundings >:-@
It's sad to see how modern id's fundamental misunderstanding of doom influenced and reshaped that of the modern doom "community", or should I call them tourists who first heard about doom when brutal doom became popular or in 2016.
So much of the atmosphere was coming from a constant feeling of dread as the demonic environment seemed to be crafted just to torture and kill you, enemies were created with the same idea, they were supposed to be frightening and the whole of hell seemed to have a sinister culture, architecture and spirit to it, conveyed through level design, music and texturework. These elements have been completely destroyed as the doomguy was remade to be le epic rip and tear demon killing machine that every meme spewing d44m mongo wants him to be and the demons are his bitches to torture through epic glory kills. In the originals, he got his "badass" status by his sheer deeds throughout the games, not because shitty trailers and cutscenes couldn't stop shoving his brutality, invincibility and utter domination over hell down the players throat at every fucking turn.
I think I'll stick to high profile megawads for doom 2, you and those faggots at modern id are cringe incarnate. Not that they could craft a good levelset to begin with, even with a full 3D engine at their disposal, as shown in d44m, I doubt they teach level design in san francisco game design schools.

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G-Guys please stop

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>she will never break your bed (and pelvis) in a berserk fueled rampage
Why even live?

i can't really take you as the intellectual you're pretending to be when you type like such a fucking spastic.

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I'd play a game as Noi.

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>tfw no big ass baroness gf that you can summon to whoop ass and explode your enemies
High noon drifter is the mod btw

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unga

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Nope, it's a guy

You'd have another thing to post 10,000 coom threads about?

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Basilissa a cute

But why is Cacodemon a lesbian?

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>That ED that imitated OG Wolfenstein/Doom
It's official, Japs are getting into FPS

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Bayset

uuuuh, based?

she has good taste

where did you get this picture of me?

Where does she keep all her guns????

dullvivid is fucking trash

misery?

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she cute

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>they were supposed to be frightening
Both Doom and Doom 2 had fucking brains on robot spider legs. That's not even remotely frightening.

zoom zoom

>can't come up with a counter argument
>"haha I said zoom zoom I sure showed him!"

Okay scatfag

Firstly, that's just a womanly trait.
Secondly, are you saying stereo-typically bad-ass guys aren't?

>just want an athletic girl with big tits
Where are they?

You're lucky I cant fit a grenade launcher in my purse!

In anime and manga only.

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Duke Nukem and Lo Wang are over the top caricatures of action hero and racial archetypes
Caleb oozes charm
All three have quotes associated with the character by fans. Hell, Duke Nukem is associated with quotes that aren't even originally his because of how strong his character was.
Shelly should have been like an extra fascist judge dredd, with some added snark so she could make jokes about executing squaters and druggies, but instead she has half the personality of robocop. The only quote I remember from her is "this man has no dick!" because of how incredibly unfunny it is.

also im gay

THE BABY
THE BABY
ADAM, PLEASE GIVE ME PERMISSION TO EQUIP THIS HEAT RESISTANT ARMOR SO I DON'T DIE
THE BABY

>I MUST KILL THE DEMONS
>No John, you ARE the demons
>And then John was a japanese goblin

You might as well be gay at this point.

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good for you user

>jobber
crash is the strongest bot in q3

Silly liberal fetishism and power fantasies

Daily Reminder: 40% less upper body strength, even at same muscle mass.

Best girl
The series should just be called Fat Ogre

Snu snu?

This would improve Doom immensely.

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It's not fair, bros. I've had enough of this world

Nigroid zoom zoom
Go ahead and reply, you'll just show your seethe more
Based and oldfagpilled

>throwing mentos into your urethra until you cum
Interesting fetish

BETHESDA ID MARKETER THREAD
ZOOMNIGGER SHILLS ITT
ZOOMNIGGER SHILLS ITT
they also did this shit with animal crossing, derailing AC threads see I bet they delayed the game to March just to get free publicity and epic zoomer memes from twitter

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based dorochad

Dont you have an Animal Crossing/Halo/Metroid/Smash/Half life thread to derail

impossible

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>massive horsecock
>girl

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Don't you have meds to take, you fucking schizo?

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massive GIRLY horsecock

It's like mix of Doom and Arx Fatalis.
There's lots of autistic exploration like instead of just picking up a key you gather materials to make a key in a key-making machine after you read some note that tells you how to operate the key-making machine (which is also broken so you need to fix it first). I mostly did all of this shit passively though while looking for secrets.
Combat is alright, enemies are varied enough, each gun has its purpose.

only after marriage

Why hasnt there been a mod yet where you play as Daisy

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Shhh, you might make him reveal he's breaking rule 2 even further

There probably is