>Meanwhile the other daughter records a TikTok
There is no escape. Dare I say, is there any thing more chucked than having a daughter.... Etc.
Sweet Home Alabama
Bentley Hall
Robert Ramirez
Based father also outsmarts his son as well.
Cooper Ramirez
Oh you mean like documentaries about plantation workers and niggers washing themselves in cow piss. I dont pay for my TV loicence so I don't watch the British Broadcasting Corporation 2bh moshe.
Ryder James
>Meanwhile the other daughter records a TikTok
that's the brother, matt
Julian Powell
Based
Nathan Torres
Based.
Hunter Nguyen
So both children are at ten hungry retards. That's great. This guy produced some quality kids.
Jordan Perez
he really should switch to technical mount
Isaac Richardson
the strictest fathers I know always have the sluttiest daughters. It trains them to sneak and act deceitful
Julian King
>having a daughter
I had a daughter once, it was great...at first. She was a total daddy’s girl, and then one day it was like a switch flipped and she became a real pain in the ass. The final straw was when I came home from work one day and my daughter informs me that she’d be needing to borrow some money and my car so that she could go out with some friends for the evening. Keep in mind that this was a school night and she was a fucking junior in high school. I told her that she wasn’t going anywhere until she had finished her homework. She rolled her eyes and made some comment under her breath. I decided right then and there that I had fucking had it. I dropped my pants, and began to focus every ounce of my rage and willpower on her. She screamed “wtf are you doing dad omg!” But it was too late. She began to collapse, began to soften, began turning more liquid than solid, until she had been reduced back into a puddle of semen on the floor. This glob of goop that had formerly been my daughter shot back into my cock and into my balls. I instantly developed the most frighteningly swollen nutsack and a massive erection that took every deciliter of my blood volume to maintain. My wife by now had heard this commotion and come running up the stairs. She took one look at my gigantic throbbing shlong and immediately dropped her panties and bent over the handrail by the stairs. I shuffled over and shoved my engorged member into her squish mitten. She orgasmed instantly, causing me to shoot a load the size of a 17 year old girl directly into her uterus. We uncoupled, both utterly exhausted. My wife’s abdomen began to distend rapidly, she began to scream and push with the old familiar pains of childbirth. A few minutes later it was all over, she gave birth to a beautiful, strong, and healthy 17 year old son that does his fucking homework without having to be told