Sweet Home Alabama

>Meanwhile the other daughter records a TikTok

There is no escape. Dare I say, is there any thing more chucked than having a daughter.... Etc.

Based father also outsmarts his son as well.

tiktok.com/@verr0ne/video/6809364277351304454

Oh you mean like documentaries about plantation workers and niggers washing themselves in cow piss. I dont pay for my TV loicence so I don't watch the British Broadcasting Corporation 2bh moshe.

>Meanwhile the other daughter records a TikTok
that's the brother, matt

Based

Based.

So both children are at ten hungry retards. That's great. This guy produced some quality kids.

he really should switch to technical mount

the strictest fathers I know always have the sluttiest daughters. It trains them to sneak and act deceitful

>having a daughter
I had a daughter once, it was great...at first. She was a total daddy’s girl, and then one day it was like a switch flipped and she became a real pain in the ass. The final straw was when I came home from work one day and my daughter informs me that she’d be needing to borrow some money and my car so that she could go out with some friends for the evening. Keep in mind that this was a school night and she was a fucking junior in high school. I told her that she wasn’t going anywhere until she had finished her homework. She rolled her eyes and made some comment under her breath. I decided right then and there that I had fucking had it. I dropped my pants, and began to focus every ounce of my rage and willpower on her. She screamed “wtf are you doing dad omg!” But it was too late. She began to collapse, began to soften, began turning more liquid than solid, until she had been reduced back into a puddle of semen on the floor. This glob of goop that had formerly been my daughter shot back into my cock and into my balls. I instantly developed the most frighteningly swollen nutsack and a massive erection that took every deciliter of my blood volume to maintain. My wife by now had heard this commotion and come running up the stairs. She took one look at my gigantic throbbing shlong and immediately dropped her panties and bent over the handrail by the stairs. I shuffled over and shoved my engorged member into her squish mitten. She orgasmed instantly, causing me to shoot a load the size of a 17 year old girl directly into her uterus. We uncoupled, both utterly exhausted. My wife’s abdomen began to distend rapidly, she began to scream and push with the old familiar pains of childbirth. A few minutes later it was all over, she gave birth to a beautiful, strong, and healthy 17 year old son that does his fucking homework without having to be told

>the dad has a tik tok too
oh no no no no

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

You dun coofed!

This is why I dread having children in the modern day. Imagine having a daughter, imagine trying to safeguard her from the poisonous influence of the modern media...

Literally impossible to raise a virtuous and respectable lady.

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they are all sluts man. 90%+ of attractive girls are total cumdumpsters with 50+ partners by 25

Seethe harder wh*toid. Wh*te women are slaves to the BBC

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You are white yourself stop larping

I too was a fan of Attenborough's Life series

If only, as a black man I barely even get to talk to white women yet alone fuck one

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Just fuck your daughter enough that she's satisfied

cool story but when i was a 17 year old boy i was asking for money and a car to go get drunk on school nights with sloots too

Gross. Fake and staged righty establishment subtle porno and incest shilling complete with establishment porno pet that looks identical to cops (and might very well be one) and happy to get on a young girl, that he probably never met before that day, playing his "daughter."

The weak should fear the strong.

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If you're not locking your daughter in a basement with zero access to the internet 24/7 she's gonna fuck around. Its simply not possible in the current year for grills to not be complete thots if anything the many times you patrol her she's just going to waste all that time you put in when you stop looking at her for one second. It reminds me of what somebody in highschool told me
>when you raise a boy you only have to worry about one dicc
>when you raise a grill you have to worry about ALL the diccs

stale pasta is stale

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All daughters are slutty

He should have known what would happen when he bought her those booty shorts.

>muh kid needs a phone
>I need to be able to reach people 24/7
None of this shit would happen unless you allow it to happen

lol owned epic style

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