Is shit actually getting heated between Australia and China, or is it just a false flag to rally xenophobic Australians?

He thought that comment out in Chinese, didn’t translate across perfectly.

Chinks don’t really like the idea of taking on australia because we’re not half bad at war and we only have to hold out until daddy gets home. Then the staunchest military alliance in the world gets to the real work and the pacific turns into a meat grinder for the Chinese.

Yeah, well we're mostly agreed, but ultimately, we don't do dick, we dont say shit, without the US state dept/ CIA's say so. Of course tensions are being manufactured for the US' benefit. Anyone worried about the "buying up of Australia" by the chongs doesnt realise, they can all be undone with the stroke of a pen, and likely will, its gonna get rowdy.

Nah too many US assets here, geographic location is critical to a war effort against China. Too many treaties and defence pacts. We get into it alongside the yanks without hesitation as soon as the big dance begins.

Now New Zealand, bet they cuck hard at the first sign of trouble.