Is Miami a decent place to live nowadays?

If you're rich and love humidity and heat, yeah. i've heard Europeans bitch yesterday about how sweltering 31c felt. LMFAO If you're in that category of whiny bitches, you won;t like it at all.

it's too late. it's all trash now. even the treasure and space coast.
you may be able to enjoy it for a little while but if you are young and thinking of raising a family, there is no future here.

>31c
look at this temperature cuck. using Celsius over Fahrenheit is un-American

If you have enough money for a boat

I went on vacation down there in January and stayed at a really cheap but chill international hostel. Met these 2 black dudes from new York and we decided to walk around Miami Beach and explore. Everyone speaks Spanish and walks up to you assuming you can too even tho I'm a white blue eyed guy. Also Hassidic Jews everywhere.
At one point after passing a classic Chevy car parked next to a 50s style art deco building and some palm trees across the street from a synagogue (synagogues and Jewish delis, history museums, schools everywhere ) I said "this place is literally if Israel and Cuba had a baby" that made them howl with laughter but also say "holy shit boi you ain't even lying"

So take that for what it is. Miami (can't speak for all of Florida , Miami might as well be a different country compared to the rest of the state) is literally Cuba and Israel smooshed together . So if that appeals to you go for it.

On the plus side the civiche even at a 5 dollar a plate hole in the wall resturant is better than fine dinning in the north east, and theres big booty sexy Latina girls walking around in g strings in public so that's a plus.

But keep in mind if you're not Hispanic Haitian or Jewish you'll be a total outsider looked at as a Mark ass sucka and second class citizen

Gold coast is California and you posted a pic of not California . Unless gold coast means something different outside of the USA?

lol fuck no

One way plane ticket from Boston to Miami was only 18 dollars when I checked yesterday... Wish I could fly down without being arrested for being outside

imagine the smell

If you are a millionaire and can buy an appartement at the beach it's probably pretty cool there.

white blued eye guy hanging around kikes niggers and spics cracking jokes. back to pleb fourm with yous

floridaman here. you don't want to go south of jupiter. all of southern florida is a shithole. ALL of southern florida. just like ALL of southern california.

Florida is for people who have no imagination and don't know there are better beaches.

I'm German on my father's side and Jewish on my mother's side. So I am only half Jewish -- and I am not religious at all.

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Australia

I went to ocean drive and they took down the fucking stairs from scarface and instead put a gay little sign there. Fucking amerimutts.

i am jewish and i wouldn't be caught dead in a hasidic area. those crusty motherfuckers reek of body odor and bad breath.
you can keep your fat cardassian size hue hue shitskin asses too.

You're still disgusting, fuck off.

It only takes 2 hours to travel 20 miles if their is a highway accident. Traffic in Miami is not as bad as Los Angeles or New York City.

He's taking about the Australian gold coast. It's a shame that it has been flooded with diseased Corona chinks.

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Miami is a great place to live if you have the money. Otherwise, you'll end up living in some de facto spic or Haitian ethnostate. Haitian gang members are crazy too because if they kill you, they sacrifice your body to their voodoo gods.

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florida is a transition to puerto rican residency.

There's plenty of condos In South Beach that are 200k and under . It's pretty affordable if you know where the actual local grocery stores and services are.

It's a bit like Las Vegas , lived and worked on the strip for 10 years and I can't even count the amount of times tourists I'd chill with had their mind blown when they found out instead of paying 20 dollars for a drink on Las Vegas blvd if they had just drove 5 minutes into the valley to a supermarket they could buy cases of alcohol cheaper than in their home state

>city filled to the brim with jews and hispanics
>known for high murder rate and cocaine smuggling
>insane cost of living and real estate prices
>regularly slammed by hurricanes
>complete economic dependence on tourism
>is this a nice place to live?

no

miami is a shithole even if you have money

Australia is the best country on Earth
Wish it was easy to immigrate to

that was a question for you.
why the hell are you telling me?
youtu.be/4CC5N1_bZsQ?t=74

Be careful, I heard that the Miami mutilator still hasn't been caught

Ahhh ok, thank you user

Lived in South Florida for 31 years. I can count the number of times ive been to Miami on both hands. To me Miami might as well be 3000 miles away like Los Angeles instead of 60 miles away. I don't even like going to Ft Lauderdale. Shit holes.

I'm probably better educated, in better shape, have more charisma, have a better job, and have had more girlfriends than you.
kek

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You’re a woman

>Reeee why doesn't everyone look like they do back home in cape cod reeeee

when in Rome. Don't take life so seriously you'll have way more fun.

I'm not from Florida but my friend moved to miani and he says its nothing but nigs and roasties.

Everyday on local Miami news you have a shooting, robbery, hit and run, and or murder. Everyday.

go up more north you'll have a better time and is cheaper

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Panhandle away from the Darkness..

Thats where Im looking.

Trading palms for pines. less skeeters. and VFDs

The traffic gets worse every year.
Yes for now.
Jupiter doesn't have much more time.
The south will make its way north eventually.

We found him boys.

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Go somewhere a little up north with way less traffic but still with the same great weather and palm trees. Like Boca Raton or Delray Beach.

I lived in Miami for 3 years, from 2010-2013.

Absolutely not.

City is literally less than 10% "Non-Hispanic White", nobody speaks English, foreigners think they run the place, nobody has any hobbies or culture outside of ghetto rap music bullshit, nothing to do outside superficial shop/club/beach bullshit which gets stupid old really quick, it is ghetto as fuck and the ghettos there literally unironically look third world just like their spic/Caribbean inhabitants (I say this as someone born and raised in Chicago), coal burners were absolutely EVERYWHERE, people there are fucking psycho and hate each- literally every day I went outside I would witness people fighting and arguing with each other like they wanted to kill each other, no jobs and everyone is poor as fuck except a few rich NYC/Latin American tourists who owned vacation homes.

So glad I made it out of Miami. Havent looked back since. Its the closest place I would describe to a literal Luciferian, Satanic "dystopia" IRL. That place is fucking evil.

The Latin women were stupid easy to bang though as a white guy, and they are smoking hot. Thats one plus.

I'm telling you for the lulz.
Funny video. Needs more Jewish representation though.

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They say Miami is a scuba divers paradise with 50 different sunken ships to explore. If this doesn't appeal to you, than nah it's a filthy shit hole.

You're going to want to go farther north than that

I went there for vacation once and desu it’s comfy af, the weird thing is though it totally depends what part your in, it’s like 3 cities in one.
Miami seemed a bit shit, high density, full of offices, traffic, sky scrapers
Miami Beach was chill, close to the sea and those canals for comfy walks, quiet beach, totally chill atmosphere.
South Beach was the party area, the area behind the coast road was chill, nice streets, not much traffic, no need for a car and decent shops/nightlife.

I would definately live there, probably more central between Miami Beach and south beach where it seemed more normal rather than ‘in your face’ like south beach was. But it’s within 10 minute walking distance if that’s what you want.
Honestly though out of everywhere I visited in America (despite what pol says) California wins hands down. The coast road drive through pebble beach down to LA was comfy af, the air was fresh, plenty of open space, nobody bothering you or selling mixtapes.

I visited three times there for vacation. It's nice for a vacation. I imagine the only "good" place to live is by the beach which is also the most expensive. Miami is a big city it's not just the beach. The city nearest Serbia that I can compare it to is Venice. Venice as people know it is the canals and Gondola but there is also the outer city part. In Miami the outer city part is utter shit from what I seen. Miami in general is a degenerate place. Lots of crime, drugs and spics. Every morning when I went to the beach there were used condoms everywhere. I still like it though there exist few places where you can get a liter mojito at the outdoor bars.

I stayed in a studio apartment there, I could very easily have lived there.

Seriously though OP, what is your net worth?

That condo in your photo, the one closest to the corner is Continuum.
Pic related is your average listing.

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Also can I point out his ID says ‘bum sex’

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DxvLc2a6Iao