6'3", quasi-famous white man single and childless at 38 because he has "high standards"

fake

I can, but I am single.

You think having a gf is life on easy?
Easy is not having one of the hysterical cunts around to fuck up your day.
T, 6'-4" with Italian gf. She's cute but she's a giant pain in the ass, like the rest of em.

rude

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>right in her pooper

So he's gay.

based

So first he was a homo because he was single, now he fucked that Ashton Witty

pretty sure he has a wife/gf