Sino-DPRK War Incoming!

China has been wanting to reform North Korea for a while now. Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong Il's oldest son, was supposed to come to power when Il died and make market reforms like China under Jiang Zemin. China fears the collapse of North Korea, because that would mean US forces on their doorstep. It's possible that China will take advantage of Kim Jong Un's death and invade to turn NK into a SAR. However, Kim Yo Jong won't want to give up power to China so we could end up getting an all out war.

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I just want to nuke the hive. Free the doggos kill the bugs

Chinks are shit at war mate

I hope this happens. Bored as hell right now and commies shooting commies sounds pretty entertaining to me

Soon to be Chinese land. The North Koreans must be liberated and adopt the superior Han Chinese lifestyle. They will no longer be poor and hungry, they will have plenty to eat and all the consumer goods they could ever want. North Korea must be annexed by China NOW.

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So are norks. A sino-dprk war will be bloody, not because both sides are good, because both sides are shit.

America will never let that happen for good reason

All while other commies seethe because of it. That's the cherry on top.

This. How long do you think it would last?

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*Blocks your path*

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>kill the person to your left

Commie Mommy will stop Xi in his tracks. She has the mandate of Heaven.

America loses every war it fights now, so it will not interfere. Why would they protect North Korea?

She looks like a Bond villain

wtf? is this real?

If the norks get lucky it'll probably be another sino-vietnam war, so a couple of weeks. Depends on whether or not the chinks keep sending re-enforcements.

Yeah, that's gonna play out poorly for China
>coronavirus made entire world hate China - those who hated it now hate it more, those who disliked it - now hate it, those who were neutral - now dislike it, those who like it - now inevitably must like it less, and so on.
>cute face dominatrix vibe woman comes to power in North Korea - worldwide simp community and YAAS QUEEN SLAY community rally behind her
>hundreds of thousands or millions or tens of millions of dollars get raised on all fundraising platforms to be transferred to North Korean Ball Busting Face Sitting Queen of Pain
>literally all countries in world power struggle are uninterested in China being stronger, so they help NK
Dont see China winning this to be honest...

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They’d probably just fortify the edges of the DMZ and watch it like a hawk

to keep the chinks out of range

That is one Interesting as fuck scenario

>NK was public enemy number one for decades
>Suddenly china heart attacks the leader tries to oust cutie Asian Quee
>World turns on china then backs NK

I hope this does happen though.

Of all the shit I see about NK and china, NK doesn't look like a fucking shithole like china.

Trump-san loves north korea and hates china.

>Every single nation who has ever dared to wage war against the US was crippled in some way.
>US lost.

Go back to plebbit faggot.

What about the last Korean war?

The Korean war was a stalemate, where neither side achieved their objectives.

It seems hard to imagine anyone could motivate people to fight against China. They would be far better off under the chinese rule and they would be obviously on the losing side if a war begun.

The only country that ever attacked the US was japan and they are doing just fine. Americans are crying about muh perl harbor every single night.
They did lost quiet a few wars against small shitholes but you are right, they are still recovering from their scorched earth tactics. Vietnams forests will never be the same and the lawsuits from the afgani uranium shellings are just rolling in. Pathetic losers cant even lose without causing senseless suffering to millions of civilians.

Thanks to China

bwc*