Is it possible to be in the CIA without knowing it?

Guise seriusly tho, ghosts and lizards r trying to own us, they think we are pets.

That's actually stupid. I used to download one or two movies but not anymore. Was literally low frequency low offense. I drove too fast once as well but I'm not a speeder.

You think you're funny until you're on an alien space ship locked in hypersleep headed for the next Lizard hive over.

No. I worked side-by-side with CIA SOG in Iraq and Afghanistan doing SR and HUMINT. The only time that could happen without a warrant is if they get a NSA non-FISA Tap over your communication devices.

I'm CIA

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>Most crimeline citezen callers don't know that they are in the police department...
That's the worst false equivalence I've ever seen.

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I'm too high to be on twatter so I came here after almost spewing chan-esque statements onto a west coast communist's hate post.
The madness created by the cognitive dissonance is obnoxious.
>Christine Blaisey Ford is MuhHeroine! Buhleebs her!
>Dat trashy womins who sayin dat Bidan is a handsy man jus' be talkin' trash!
Am I CIANigger, Yas Forums?

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>How to be knowingly CIA
>Have a data, management or legal degree from Ivy League, be approached
>End up having job title of analyst, field officer, case officer or some menual work related to your degree.
>Have SOF background
>Be recommended by current SOF working for CIA
>End up having job title of field officer, case officer or some security/direct action posting.
>Have SOF background
>Join a PMC
>PMC wins Global Response Staff contract etc
>Get picked up for contract
>End up having job title of Security Contractor/GRS Team Member or GRS Team Coordinator.

>How to be unknowingly CIA
>Be a crook with connection to organized crime
>Do commissions
>Commission might by requested by CIA front
>End up having job title of 'that guy who stages suicides with two gunshots to back of head'.
>Be a radical in foreign country
>Have a power base
>Some cool guy comes over and offers you lots of guns
>Accept it, miraculously not arrested
>End up having job title of 'paramilitary asset'.
>Be somebody in position of power
>Somebody offers you a bribe for information
>Accept bribe, miraculously not arrested
>End up having a job title of 'information source'
>Have some sort of interesting skillset
>Post on Yas Forums educating zoomers on various concepts, see: Oppenheimer
>Have job title of 'that retard that an analyst can ask a question, and then spin your bullshit for his weekly powerpoint presentation'.

What an interdasting past time...is it amusing?

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Kek that's not true.

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