Guise seriusly tho, ghosts and lizards r trying to own us, they think we are pets.
Is it possible to be in the CIA without knowing it?
Lucas Cook
Eli Collins
That's actually stupid. I used to download one or two movies but not anymore. Was literally low frequency low offense. I drove too fast once as well but I'm not a speeder.
Anthony Powell
You think you're funny until you're on an alien space ship locked in hypersleep headed for the next Lizard hive over.
Juan Howard
No. I worked side-by-side with CIA SOG in Iraq and Afghanistan doing SR and HUMINT. The only time that could happen without a warrant is if they get a NSA non-FISA Tap over your communication devices.
Justin Rivera
I'm CIA
Alexander White
>Most crimeline citezen callers don't know that they are in the police department...
That's the worst false equivalence I've ever seen.
Liam Jones
I'm too high to be on twatter so I came here after almost spewing chan-esque statements onto a west coast communist's hate post.
The madness created by the cognitive dissonance is obnoxious.
>Christine Blaisey Ford is MuhHeroine! Buhleebs her!
>Dat trashy womins who sayin dat Bidan is a handsy man jus' be talkin' trash!
Am I CIANigger, Yas Forums?
Gavin Myers
>How to be knowingly CIA
>Have a data, management or legal degree from Ivy League, be approached
>End up having job title of analyst, field officer, case officer or some menual work related to your degree.
>Have SOF background
>Be recommended by current SOF working for CIA
>End up having job title of field officer, case officer or some security/direct action posting.
>Have SOF background
>Join a PMC
>PMC wins Global Response Staff contract etc
>Get picked up for contract
>End up having job title of Security Contractor/GRS Team Member or GRS Team Coordinator.
>How to be unknowingly CIA
>Be a crook with connection to organized crime
>Do commissions
>Commission might by requested by CIA front
>End up having job title of 'that guy who stages suicides with two gunshots to back of head'.
>Be a radical in foreign country
>Have a power base
>Some cool guy comes over and offers you lots of guns
>Accept it, miraculously not arrested
>End up having job title of 'paramilitary asset'.
>Be somebody in position of power
>Somebody offers you a bribe for information
>Accept bribe, miraculously not arrested
>End up having a job title of 'information source'
>Have some sort of interesting skillset
>Post on Yas Forums educating zoomers on various concepts, see: Oppenheimer
>Have job title of 'that retard that an analyst can ask a question, and then spin your bullshit for his weekly powerpoint presentation'.
Liam Ortiz
What an interdasting past time...is it amusing?
Joshua Carter
Kek that's not true.