What goes down here?

What goes down here?

I've met some folks from Alaska and they make it sound pretty based, like the PNW on steroids. But a lot of people also make fun of how boring and shitty life up there is.

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A lot of freedom.

And yeah, drunk natives. Especially in the Bush. But to be honest, they beat and kill their own more than anyone else so it keeps the cancer they are in check. The niggers and natives in Los Anchorage, our biggest city, are more typical inner-city minority scum.

Otherwise its full of ambitious white people who are some of the best our race can produce, once again thriving in habitats considered too harsh for lesser races of men.

BUT

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.

Awesome liberty and an attitude that will cause the FBI to harrass you.

The Sun, for months at a time.

Most people who bitch about being bored are grown children who need constant stimulation and entertainment.

Nice flag.

What happens in those outlying islands?

Nothing happens here. Fuck you, we’re full.

I love it hear. There are not many job options depending on what your skill set is, once I finish school I will probably need to leave if I want to make any money. The natives are pretty cool, just be friendly and get them talking. They have a lot of great stories. The winters are fine, but the darkness is what gets to you. The summers are really great. The cities are full of methheads but they really are not that bad. Everything is a little run down, but it doesn't bother me.

Most people just want to be left alone,and there are A LOT of weirdos up hear.

It's not for everyone. You will either love it or out right hate it.

I am going to miss it once I fuck off.

When I was younger, I played hockey on the west coast. Our rival was Fairbanks and we'd have to play up there 3 times a year. The fans were great, a bunch of toothless homeless looking people that hated our guts. We'd even get beer poured on us and shit. One year, our enforcer was in the box and got beer dumped on him. He climbed the glass and started fighting people in the stands. I could never imagine living there, but it was always a blast going up there and playing.

Fuck off, we're full.

Easy money, great vistas, and legal weed. None for you, Lower-48er.

>highest rape rate
yeah sounds based

eskimo sex

I lived up there on and off for work. If you like outdoor activities it's the best state in the US but if you're used to city life then it will probably be boring for you. Housing can be expensive in towns like southeast Alaska or Kodiak and groceries are pretty expensive. Also my advice is to avoid moving to small towns if you're still single because you can pretty much kiss your love life goodbye. I've worked in pretty remote locations with groups of single men and they turn into massive coomers whenever they go into town. There were also a few single girls but they were most likely full of STDs and the guys there took turns fucking them. They're were pretty much worksite whores that didn't cost a dime.

Lots of drinking i imagine.

I see all those American balkanization threads but no one really talks about Alaska. Can't see them wanting to join some commie west coast republic or Canada but don't think they could stand as a sovereign sate either. Wonder what would happen with them.

If the US ever balkanized Alaska probably wouldn't survive as an independent country but I could see them joining Canada as a Special administrative region kind of like Hong Kong.

Lots of guns, great fishing, great hunting. Anchorage has a lot of niggers and pineapple niggers running around, Fairbanks isnt so bad but it’s got its share of problems with military bases bringing in niggers.

The nates are pretty self contained, I’ve worked in remote areas (Alaskans call it the bush) and yeah it’s incredible witnessing the heritage and culture of the Native Alaskans. They rape kids, drink hand sanitizer, they rape sisters, brothers, sell their prized ivory carvings for a bottle of jack. Will attack you if they think you’re hiding booze from them at a party. Also rapes. Like a lot of domestic violence and rape. But hey, it’s the white mans fault amirite?

Other towns have their own issues but it’s a pretty small demographic that causes the majority of the problems....

But yeah, AK in general is pretty fucking cool. Except for the niggers and nates.

Lmao. Pretty fucking accurate.

What's Anchorage like as a city? My career might take me there eventually but I need to be near a big enough metro area due to a heart condition. Everyone makes it sound like a shitheap but I can't seriously see it being worse than places down here.

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I might be a little bias, but I think we could make it alone. We might be dirt poor for a bit, but there is a lot of land and resources that could be exploited.

>Start mining rare earth minerals.
> Infrastructure spending for the development of a more substantial road system.
> Sell off plots of land to homesteaders, thus increasing the population.
> Start more incorporated mines in areas that have a larger homesteader population
> Reinforce protections for newer industries.
> Reinforce energy independence thus limiting outside oil influence.
> Once we have the proper transportation infrastructure and mineral resource industries we could get into ship building.
> Maybe become a tax haven.

Things might be shit for the first decade but with the right policies in place we could possibly pull through.

But who knows.

Basically a bunch of people live out in what is essentially the wilderness, and they have to survive.

>a bunch of toothless homeless looking people that hated our guts.

Sounds about right.

I hooked up with a chubby Eskimo chick with some huge milkers. Pic related. Unfortunately she's a total landwhale now. Most Eskimo women age like crap.

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It's a shit heap, but it is a nice and warm fresh one.

Natives raping women and children in the village are driving that stat up leftist.

>SOO boring lol lmao hahaha
>camping? homesteading and hiking??? HUNTING LOL LMAO HAHAHAHA???????1
>user youre not one of those radical evil Nazi monster alien guru nigger faggot bimbo thotslayer sadboi bb doo doo pee pees
>are you?? uwu

Alaska is mother fucking BASED. Anyone saying otherwise is literally choking on semen between sentences.

>FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.
this. stay out you shitty fuckers we dont want you

Ya bring Alaska in with a large amount of autonomy and resource rights would be feasible. Possibly guarantee certain American constitutional rights to sweeten the deal.
Interesting. My worry is Alaska would turn into a proxy ground between Russian, China, Canada, and Greater California. You might be forced to pick a side for geopolitical reasons. Being bribed to pick a side aswell. "We will give you X in development funds if you join or team" more or less.

Here* not hear, you white trash motherfucker.

fuck you Canada.
We are taking the Yukon and British Columbia and you can piss off

I think they especially hated us because they would be undefeated and then we'd come in and beat them in their house. My team was also based in the Los Angeles area (no one was from there), so I'm sure that had a lot to do with it. I loved playing up there and it always seemed to be right before the Iditarod started. So we got to check that out,which was cool.

>takes over BC
>Anchorage instantly bought up by Chinese and becomes Hongcouver 2.0
You don't want that buddy.

We will colonize the north.
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ya, sorry.

>FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.
you should be inviting whites.

if you think life there is boring and shitty then youre probably a jew or poopface