Why the fuck do you still use petroleum to move around when velomobiles are a thing now...

Definitely.
I drive the interstate and seeing retarded idiots swerving into and out of lanes without checking blind spots is common.

I can't wait to get in my HomoMobile™ and bicycle nearly 300 miles just to get across my state, I'm sure that won't take me several days and massively increase my chances of being hit by a tractor trailer.

>drive 40 miles on highway for work every morning can’t use a fucking bike
>YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK REEEEEE

>Americans are seething and calling these things gay because they don't believe in exercise.
Basically yes

yeah but we own the oil fields

Nice velo.

You fotgot white walmart truckers on meth.

That thing is gay with aids.

Yeah, you'll pull all kinds of pussy in that thing...

Let me take you on a journey, friend. You’re on vacation in San Francisco, you return to your hotel but have forgotten your room number. You walk into the room of another guest by mistake. Immediately upon entering, you notice that a bunch of sweaty men are fucking on a bed shaped like a giant martini glass covered with sequins. YMCA is playing on a loop on the room’s sound system, a disco ball hangs from the ceiling, a large TV displays episodes of RuPaul’s Drag Race. John Waters is sitting on a chair in the corner sipping a cosmopolitan.

This car is gayer than that room.