Why the fuck do you still use petroleum to move around when velomobiles are a thing now...

Can't wait to get out on the interstate with that thing and be crushed by a semi.

My time is worth more than the price of fuel.

Burgers are too stupid to drive safely?

You win gayest thread of the day

>That's right goyim, why on Earth would you still be using petrol when you could be saving those resources for G*d's Chosen People?! In fact, I know a great broker, I can set you up with an auto loan with a great APR. Er, for a reasonable finder's fee of course...

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Show me a different energy dense fuel brainlet

Yes. We have these things called mexicans and pajeets. The mexicans are the state's main sourvce of DUI violation income, the pajeets, I have no clue how they survive their commutes.

>faster than an actual bike
>work out while driving around
>20L of storage space
>get to flex on the Tour de Faggots
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Americans are seething and calling these things gay because they don't believe in exercise.

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I like my ford.

Sir Clive Sinclair did it first

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Definitely.
I drive the interstate and seeing retarded idiots swerving into and out of lanes without checking blind spots is common.

I can't wait to get in my HomoMobile™ and bicycle nearly 300 miles just to get across my state, I'm sure that won't take me several days and massively increase my chances of being hit by a tractor trailer.

>drive 40 miles on highway for work every morning can’t use a fucking bike
>YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK REEEEEE

>Americans are seething and calling these things gay because they don't believe in exercise.
Basically yes

yeah but we own the oil fields

Nice velo.

You fotgot white walmart truckers on meth.

That thing is gay with aids.

Yeah, you'll pull all kinds of pussy in that thing...

Let me take you on a journey, friend. You’re on vacation in San Francisco, you return to your hotel but have forgotten your room number. You walk into the room of another guest by mistake. Immediately upon entering, you notice that a bunch of sweaty men are fucking on a bed shaped like a giant martini glass covered with sequins. YMCA is playing on a loop on the room’s sound system, a disco ball hangs from the ceiling, a large TV displays episodes of RuPaul’s Drag Race. John Waters is sitting on a chair in the corner sipping a cosmopolitan.

This car is gayer than that room.

You guys do realise you're allowed to own more than one vehicle right? Your masters haven't taken that freedom away from you yet.
The velomobile is for going as far as your fat will allow you to go, then you have a car for long drives or weekend fun.

Where are you supposed to put the drunk slut you picked up at the bar in that thing? On the roof?

We export a lot of oil and gas in the US so we are not really beholden to foreigners. Maybe you are but not us. The whole reason why crude oil has a negative value is due to the fact that OPEC tried to get Russia to undermine the US oil economy. The Russians refused so both parties started to pump more and more oil into the economy to try to undermine each other. What happened was that the coronavirus put demands for oil at an all time low and now there is an excessive supply of crude oil that can't be stored, so it has a negative value.

how are you going to still go out to the bar after peddling 500 miles?

Same thing we all do to fat chicks with normal cars, tied to the roof rack, at least with a velo you're physically limited to taking home small qts.

Because that's a $10k bicycle, and because oil is now free.

>velomobiles
No, but electric makes a lot of sense here.

Hmm. Maybe I'll make her peddle and I'll sit on the roof

futons

>I'm uncircumcised
Ewww