/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3416

Umm okay sweetie.

Let's unpack this. How many letters in Nothingburger? 13.

And how many people have at least been infected with the virus? 13. And how many colours are in a bag of 13 pencil crayons? 13. And at what age did I get my first pube? 13.

NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED.

will it be another rollan thread, my harlot?

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Fuck you stupid bitch :3
*smacks your head against the wall*
Oh whoopsie sowy I didn't mean to x<
*hugs you thight* ;)
It won't happen again bby xs
*hugs tighter* :o
Just promise me you stop :D
*hugs tighter till ur back starts to crack*
Daddy gets angry when you post garbage
*you turn blue from all the snuggling*
Ok bby sleep well :}

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ok

share your power level

Didn't they say they'd add like 10k more?

you have to go back

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>Americans pay income tax, sales tax and property tax but still get billed for an ambulance ride if they fall ill

Do all the ambulances have credit card machines with signal inside of them?
What happens if you can’t reach your wallet because your choking on your own blood? Do they help you takeout the credit card?

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Fuck off and die.

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nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/04/antibody-test-1-7-million-nyc-adults-have-had-coronavirus.html

Bros... only .5% IFR in the most densely populated city in the US... we got too cocky