/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3416

Umm okay sweetie.

Let's unpack this. How many letters in Nothingburger? 13.

And how many people have at least been infected with the virus? 13. And how many colours are in a bag of 13 pencil crayons? 13. And at what age did I get my first pube? 13.

NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED.

will it be another rollan thread, my harlot?

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Fuck you stupid bitch :3
*smacks your head against the wall*
Oh whoopsie sowy I didn't mean to x<
*hugs you thight* ;)
It won't happen again bby xs
*hugs tighter* :o
Just promise me you stop :D
*hugs tighter till ur back starts to crack*
Daddy gets angry when you post garbage
*you turn blue from all the snuggling*
Ok bby sleep well :}

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ok

share your power level

Didn't they say they'd add like 10k more?

you have to go back

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>Americans pay income tax, sales tax and property tax but still get billed for an ambulance ride if they fall ill

Do all the ambulances have credit card machines with signal inside of them?
What happens if you can’t reach your wallet because your choking on your own blood? Do they help you takeout the credit card?

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Fuck off and die.

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nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/04/antibody-test-1-7-million-nyc-adults-have-had-coronavirus.html

Bros... only .5% IFR in the most densely populated city in the US... we got too cocky

/cvg/ destroyed

jesus christ lol

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Thank you based boop poster

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It's okay to be angry and lash out, just as long as you're safe!

I WANT CULONACHAN TO SIT ON MY FACE

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Are you from Guayaquil? Do they still have a lot of people dying everyday? How are you doing yourself user? Do you have food and other supplies?

>72-year-old [Wallmart] employee
>ameriwagies

That's a very racist, ableist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, transphobic, white supremacist, lactose-intolerant thing to say, user.

My guess in mid feb was late June.

its the american dream

>huge fucking spike
How huge?

Canned, boxed, pffffffft, get fresh

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Weak af, normie
But yes, fuck Demiurgo

>US tilting upwards
HOW

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A part of the reason our healthcare system has gotten so expensive is because you will be treated for life threatening issues regardless of ability to pay. Its kind of like how stealing makes prices go up over time, so many people have medical debt from not getting insurance that the overall price has to increase. We have mostly illegals to thank for this. Any person with a decent job has a co-pay thats around 100-200 bucks at worst. At least we dont wait in line for most procedures like a lot of places with universal healthcare. Would much rather have this system than one thats run like the DMV.

i wasn't being sarcastic, that shit you posted is reddit-tier

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Our taxes pay for our overpriced weapons

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With an incubation period of 20+ days, with many asymptomatic carriers, what the fuck are they thinking listing restrictions?

Singapore just shut down again. Singapore is basically a Nazi state, the founder is a eugenics connoisseur. They don't bow to political correctness. If you fire a gun in the air in Singapore (in the air, not at someone), the penalty is mandatory death.

Fuck us.

>Guaifenesin may also have direct effects on respiratory tract epithelial cells, including suppressed mucin production, reduced mucus viscoelasticity, improved mucociliary clearance and inhibition of cough reflex sensitivity.

Any chance this can be therapeutic for COVID-19 in the early stages and prevent it from advancing to the severe stage?

based pasta

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Life is but a dream

IT GETS BACK IN THE BOX

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Based angry shitposter.

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the dedicated shitposter btfo the eternal leaf
basado

Fucking normie trash getting a taste of the existential madness.

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goddammit i just wanted some bestiality porn

faggot

Food shortages, riots, famine, starvation, desperation EOY

Fellow /cvg/, it may be a little late but I've been meaning to buy a mask for the rest of the year instead of disposable ones. What filters would you recommend that are actually helpful and not just mememask?

Destroyed by what? It doesn't realy matter how serious the disease is or not. The fact is the world economy is ALREADY fucked and the repercussions will be felt years if not decades after this depending on how things will evolve. Another fact is countries are doing tests, as they probably should be doing, regarding how much they can get out of a situation like this in the same way 9/11 happened for America (i.e. stricter laws and population control).

no? mucinex is nice when you have a normal flu or cold, but if you want to take it for coronachan go ahead wont hurt

like 2 months, but I have plenty of stuff to do at home so I don't get bored.

This one skitzo is annoying. Not even a funny skitzo.

The numbers were doubled, from 11k to 22k.
I guess people keep dying, but not as much as before, or maybe I’ve grown desensitized to it. On a personal note I’m doing fine, I’ve got like 30 lts of water on storage and I plan to buy more this Monday, and I’ve got enough supplies to last for a month. And a gun.

You can do it America! To the moon!

Umm try again sweetie. I don't even know what a "reddit" is.

>Implying interracial porn with niggs can't be considered bestiality.
user, I have news for you!

Yo why dis virus be killin my bruddahs u usin dat meme stuff so da virus caps us

What about deaths?

>Brazil
>less than 200
>updated 23 April
>fucking 407 in one day
lulz

so sorry random catalonian memeflaggot, but even as a phonefag i can still filter your spammy ass

You are treated and then billed at a later date. Our taxes pay for some things but not healthcare. It's both good and bad.

Look for polish MP5, with 40 mil filters, nbc-classified. Can even be over expired in most cases as they normally are sealed.

I know what it says, I can read too, I know thats impressive in your country

I said fuck off and die.

What do normalfags do when they get home everyday? Do they just scroll facebook and instagram and that's their life until friday comes?

who are you talking to

How will this all end, /cvg/?

Don't be a cunt to boop poster