How would you fake this?

youtube.com/watch?v=4EwVnzpy32g

The real answer is Meth. It gives you a 18 hour high with endless energy and there is literally nothing else to do in fly over country. These people take meth and make crop circles for lack of anything better to do

it's not mathematically perfect. meaning it was probably done by a very organised and experienced group of mad lads. not reptilian ufos.

Spike in center of the circle with a measured rope hop on a 2x4 in a circle

I could easily do this with one other person, but I'm a surveyor.

it's the jews

The thing that fucks me up with crop circles is some of them are in wheat fields.
And there is no fucking way you can walk to the middle of a wheat field and not leave a visible trail of where you walked.
There would have to be an entrance and exit trail to the design unless you roped down from a helicopter and then roped back up.

This is actually plausible

its obvious the most intricate crop designs are by computer.
seems some space or air based tech then"prints" it onto the ground with some sort of energy.
not ayys though; the designs are mathematical and human, though based in universal geometry

or used stilts