Lesbian NASA astronaut commits first crime from space

Yeah, we're done exploring space aren't we?

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It's more like they hired the same activists-type cunts and this is what they get.

>woman eats apple
>First sin
>Several thousand years of bullshit
It's almost as if they are trying to be the first in everything.

Leaders in Space Crime.

IF only Adam just murdered Eve right from the start we wouldn't have this bullshit now.

Will we ever discover who the first person to jack it in space was?
I think that married couple is the "official" first sex in space but I bet some really gay experiments went on in the Soviet and American space programs for research purposes.

thetimes.co.uk/article/space-criminal-anne-mcclain-cleared-of-crimes-0mzg390lt

space.com/astronaut-anne-mcclain-wife-charged-lying-space-crime.html

0.01% of astronauts do 100% of the crime?

I saw this news a few months back

>all female spacewalk
Surely the women are the most qualified and it isn't some pr stunt