So many places to SNOOF, don't know where to start SNOOFING
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
yes it can. and when the new tech comes out that will detect and announce farts it's over for women and crop duster types. i'm one of them, my farts smell so bad but i look innocent so nobody ever knows. my farts are so dense that i have to do a little wipe with tp sometimes. i can smell my farts on a chairlift
That's the thing, you never know which one will be your last.
OH, OH GOD, I-I'M SNOOOOOOFING.
I’d love to stick my middle finger up your ass and leave it in there for 10 minutes. I would be able to feel my finger warm as your butthole moulds and tightens around my finger. You contract your ass tube and I can feel a little nug nudging my finger. After the 10 minutes I’d pull out my finger and inspect the brown juice and light coating of poo paste on my fingernails. Then, I would smell my finger while looking at you in the eyes. Finally, I would lick and suck my finger and taste what you had for breakfast that morning, eyes watering and tongue burning.