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Lincoln Thompson
David Reed
Is it worth getting the virus?
Jeremiah Edwards
What is that smallest part of a fart? A farticle I think.
Nicholas Brooks
Off topic
Zachary Carter
You can have your 1,4560th Nazi thread of the day, i'll take my braps
Ethan Reed
Cameron Powell
Caleb Carter
Let out a beef monster fart today at work (just after lunch/mid morning coffee). Legit lasted 2.5-3 seconds of just pure shit gas. Cheeks were flapping, low rumble into high toot with a splatter sound at the end
Was so loud my buddy 2 rooms down started laughing and immediately called me to confirm it was me. I owned up to it, because im not a bitch
I left my office space after that to get a drink/fill my water bottle. Stopped by another co-worker and spoke to him about random bullshit. Was gone maybe 3-4 minutes. When I got back to my space it still smelled. Never had a beef master last that long before
Cutie who I work with walked by my office a short time after that. No way she didn't hear/smell the shart. Wearing a mask she gave me the look of disgust as she walked by (idgaf asserting my dominance). Gave her a nice rounding toot just out of earshot. High Pitched, short, and smelly. Im sure she got a whiff of it on the way back
Anyway did I infect everyone with corona?
Jacob Sanders
Yes.
Thomas Price
Oh shit I've been brapping so much recently. Do I have Corona?
David Hernandez
Austin Stewart
Maybe, maybe not. You are, however, doing god's work.
Had one two nights ago that literally lifted the sheets. Wife screamed was unpleased, but had to admit it was epic.
Angel Edwards
You might need a deep swabbing between the cheeks to check
Ayden Scott
Nooooo. Not the gay. Anything but the gay.
Levi Parker
Caleb Perry
Oh noooo.. something else for the nurses to squeal over
Jaxon Bennett
fart sniffers get the rope
Brayden Foster
no.
Blake Powell
Adrian Campbell
Do we get one final brap sniff at least?
Robert Flores
>webm
based
Jacob Barnes
Well we don't know much about the virus. Which is exactly the thing to say in order to pass something like this as a fact.
Anthony Jackson
>Anyway did I infect everyone with corona?
No,but that was a good wholesome story, keep it up
Gabriel Rogers
Sebastian Richardson
But of course
Brayden Jackson
Brapppppp me to death
Brody Stewart
*picks up drone*
SIT ON MY FUCKING FACE YOU FUCKING TEASE
LET ME SUCK THE AIR OUT OF YOUR ASS HOLE
ASS
ASS
TITTIES
MOMMA GIVE ME MILKIES
Adam Fisher
>snifffffffff
Jonathan Smith
Underrated.
Hudson Lopez
Parker Cox
So many places to SNOOF, don't know where to start SNOOFING
Landon Bennett
yes it can. and when the new tech comes out that will detect and announce farts it's over for women and crop duster types. i'm one of them, my farts smell so bad but i look innocent so nobody ever knows. my farts are so dense that i have to do a little wipe with tp sometimes. i can smell my farts on a chairlift
Austin Mitchell
That's the thing, you never know which one will be your last.
James Garcia
OH, OH GOD, I-I'M SNOOOOOOFING.
Kayden Edwards
Jace Gray
I’d love to stick my middle finger up your ass and leave it in there for 10 minutes. I would be able to feel my finger warm as your butthole moulds and tightens around my finger. You contract your ass tube and I can feel a little nug nudging my finger. After the 10 minutes I’d pull out my finger and inspect the brown juice and light coating of poo paste on my fingernails. Then, I would smell my finger while looking at you in the eyes. Finally, I would lick and suck my finger and taste what you had for breakfast that morning, eyes watering and tongue burning.