2 weeks till next paycheck

Is there no one donating food in your neighborhood?

who would win?

an acid barrel or a bus load of mexican school children?

2 weeks without food? Theoretically, you should be able to make it. How fat are you?

Also, I don't know the prices in your country, but can't you just buy 20 cans of beans? It won't be pretty, but they will keep you alive.

Just steal a car you fucking gypsy

Try to find cheap calories. Here in Canada you can have 50 lbs of potatoes for 15$ from the producer, not in grocery store.

Start gambling on horse racing

2 week speed bender