/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3342 - A.K.A Chinese Virus

I dont think it was designed to BE deadly.i think it was a continuation of the idea to give populations chronic fatigue and ongoing health problems. Reduced capacity to work or conceive
To cost the state dearly in GDP and welfare

I think two versions escaped. The proper one that's not dealt by carries life long problems and health issues. This is the one where you can even have no symptoms and still get glass lung. It can sometimes fuck up and cause the drop deads

The other type is the Stephen king style flu of death that terrified governments when they thought both strains were the same and as contagious as type one

I hope it gets worse

I didnt buy pepsi because sugar fucks with the immune system.

>At least 6 people have dropped dead in the streets of Tokyo
PUT ODA AND MIURA IN A BUNKER

Mum broke lockdown to visit brother and his kids. There were 'park police' making sure people werent there for unnecessary reasons

Ohhhh what the fuck, they put the god damn I on upsidedown

>Chinese Virus
Please sir, refrain to use non-scientific term. This only bring confusion and stigma.
From now on called it chink virus.

>CZECH'EM MINISTRY OF HEALTH REPORTS

+51 NEW CASES
+6 DEATHS
+248 RECOVERIES
-203 ACTIVE CASES

REPEAT AFTER ME FELLOW (((JUST A FLU BOIS)))

I SAY NOTHING
YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

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Slow for now. Everything is in so much strain right now, its not gonna last.
When they start lifting quarantines out of desperation we will see it skyrocket.

I'm just asking whether you are saying that their readings are fake? If I were to buy the correct equipment I'd get "safe" readings? I'm not an expert on the subject obviously, just trying to gather some info.

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>February prep
Newfag.
January prep is where it's at.

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It will.

Allowed if you have a park license np

>I hope it gets worse
It will.

Virgin Swedecuck vs Chad Viking

>+51 NEW CASES
>+6 DEATHS
>+248 RECOVERIES
>-203 ACTIVE CASES
There's no fucking way a country named kekoslovakia deals well with coronachan.,

Another day
Another plebbit poster getting nuked by airborne aids

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cash in hand is cash not being used to make more money

>still drinking soft drinks

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Mondays are always slow.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 767,379 (40,750) #2 Spain 200,210 (20,852) #3 Italy 178,972 (23,660) #4 France 152,894 (19,718) #5 Germany 146,200 (4,669) #6 United Kingdom 124,743 (16,509) #7 Turkey 86,306 (2,017) #8 Iran 83,505 (5,209) #9 China 82,747 (4,632) #10 Russia 47,121 (405) #11 Belgium 39,983 (5,828) #12 Brazil 39,144 (2,484) #13 Canada 35,056 (1,587) #14 Netherlands 33,405 (3,751) #15 Switzerland 27,944 (1,406) #16 Portugal 20,863 (735) #17 India 17,615 (559) #18 Peru 15,628 (400) #19 Ireland 15,251 (610) #20 Austria 14,795 (470) #21 Sweden 14,777 (1,580) #22 Israel 13,654 (173) #23 Japan 10,797 (236) #24 South Korea 10,674 (236) #25 Chile 10,507 (139) #26 Saudi Arabia 10,484 (103) #27 Ecuador 9,468 (474) #28 Poland 9,453 (362) #29 Romania 8,936 (469) #30 Pakistan 8,418 (176) #31 Mexico 8,261 (686) #32 Singapore 8,014 (11) #33 Denmark 7,515 (364) #34 United Arab Emirates 7,265 (43) #35 Norway 7,122 (171)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,676 (+449) #2 Russia +4,268 (+44) #3 United States +2,758 (+653) #4 Spain +1,536 (+399) #5 Belgium +1,487 (+145) #6 Belarus +1,485 (+4) #7 Iran +1,294 (+91) #8 Saudi Arabia +1,122 (+6) #9 Mexico +764 (+36) #10 Netherlands +750 (+67) #11 Portugal +657 (+21) #12 Qatar +567 (+1) #13 Bangladesh +492 (+10) #14 Brazil +490 (+22) #15 United Arab Emirates +484 (+2) #16 Germany +458 (+27) #17 Chile +419 (+6) #18 Sweden +392 (+40) #19 Serbia +312 (+3) #20 Dominican Republic +284 (+9) #21 Ukraine +261 (+10) #22 Switzerland +204 (+13) #23 Philippines +200 (+19) #24 Panama +194 (+6) #25 Romania +190 (+18) #26 Indonesia +185 (+8) #27 Poland +166 (+2) #28 Israel +163 (+1) #29 Morocco +135 (+2) #30 Denmark +131 (+9) #31 Kazakhstan +99 (+2) #32 Finland +85 (+4) #33 Kuwait +80 (+2) #34 Moldova +76 (+1) #35 Pakistan +70 (+8)…

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FOR THE HERD

it was designed to cure AIDS lol

based and immunitypilled

>went to work

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Also, better with text or without text?

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reminder
>sars-cov-2 can be carried by pollution particles
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.15.20065995v1
>cats and ferrets are transmission vectors
medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/covid19/85860
>previous conditions could be less relevant than previously thought, strain lottery may play a bigger role
cebm.net/covid-19/sars-cov-2-viral-load-and-the-severity-of-covid-19/
>sars-cov-2 goes for ace2 receptors all over your body but may also have additional routes of entry like the cd147 receptors, explaining why chloroquine have an effect
thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-new-coronavirus-research-shows-that-the-sars-cov-2-coronavirus-has-a-fourth-route-of-attacking-human-host-cells-making-it-a-real-super-virus
>sars-cov-2 patients loss of taste and smell could mean it attack and hide nerve tissues making it undetectable for long period of time
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7146689/

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That's almost guaranteed to happen. The economy can't be halted too long, so as soon as the lockdowns are over, the virus will take over again. The effects will be worse due to the new strains and the low antibody count in many recovered patients.

Kino.

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So why dont the Americans just make tiny, tiny guns and shoot the virus?

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Why did they keep killing aids researchers over the last two decades then

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Is the WHO already backpedalling on everything and calling US the best in the world in everything

Slavs have some degree of natural immunity to this shit, for reasons not yet understood well

>going to work
>infecting others
This is never going to end and people have zero discipline. They don't even understand the virus that they have

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wow did WHO just praise USA

Libertarians have had enough.
youtube.com/watch?v=fUWXEUqJ9j8

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To be fair
It is saved for a very special occasion

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bunch of faggots, all of them

Lol there's so many details here

Five months before the WHO declared a pandemic, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation together with the World Economic Forum had conducted a high-level pandemic simulation on October 18th, 2019.

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When you see large crowed of people do you see vectors? Because that is all I see vectors for Corona-chan to spread her love

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Cucked country

Based country

well yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=6Af6b_wyiwI

WHO has been backpedalling since the beginning.

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lmfao, you JUST heard about event 201?
Holy fucking shit

I don't think it was designed at all, other than the chinkbots chosing which viruses to combine in a random fashion. They've probably been accidentally leaking these chimera viruses out for years and this was just the first one that's highly contagious and somewhat deadly.

They want the $ back

fucking tourist get the fuck out

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>Bon Jovi starts playing

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Kek

Real shit? Any studies or articles that focus on this? Or you just believe Slav countries' numbers?
>inb4 BCG
Still not confirmed

He was out of the 2 week pto and burned through remaining sick/vacation time.
People's bills don't magically disappear so working is necessary regardless of the risk to others. Until government passes better pto laws, we're fucked.

Go back and get OPs pics from the archive. Also, better without text.

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UHH AHH I THINK I AM GONNA I I AM GONNA SPRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This wasn't exactly an unexpected event. That doesn't mean Bill Gates isn't a piece of shit, but don't fall into the disinfo trap of it being a hoax.
Gates and Soros both had their financial tentacles funding that Wuhan lab even though they publicly talk shit on China.

Oi, what are you doing walking around the park staying away from people? Get back to the grocery store isle and don't you dare buy too much because we want you shopping every week.

>prepped for about 3 weeks in jan/feb
>still about 2 weeks left

Pepsi is flavored with abortions, unironically

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Prepare for the WHO to
>Blame China
>Say that they do all that shit show in December-March because China gave them fake/not accurate information
>"WE WERE HANDCUFFED!!111!! PLESE GIB US MUNEH"

A relative in NY was told he could go back to work after having corona due to not being contagious anymore despite still having mild symptoms. Is this actually possible?

PLS RESPOND.

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That is why you don't live alone but with family so you can support each other and two just don't pay your bills. States have issued orders not to disconnect water and electricity for non payment and fuck the kike credit card bills.

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I just went driving around it looks like a normal day in every respect except the school parking lot was almost empty. Melbourne Beach Florida.

>I still have to work
>no bully
>pwease
ALL the essential workers will get infected
just stop paying rent, you know whats about to happen

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Tfw I'd like to get the virus and update every single day my situation here even if I have to die
I wish to commit suicide anyway.

Based

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This

God I hate Reddit so much

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Think airborne aids. This shit mutated inside lab animals pumped with a fuckton of viruses.

That's a lie. Companies have enjoyed record profits for almost a decade and shoveled most of it into leveraged stock buybacks and to dividends for shareholders. No company that do buybacks should get a dime of public money for 20 years.

>that random person with the BAN HOMO MARRIAGE sign

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every single person here caught the chink coof, you were dry coofing around January and now have permanent lung damage.

There is no way you didn't catch unless you were hiding on some private island or rainforest.

If you went to a public place during Jan-March you already have it

>pepsi max
One of the worst drinks ever made. You can taste the chemicals

What are the today's italian numbers?

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Implying our fingers are small enough to use tiny triggers

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kek

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>you know whats about to happen

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That makes me happy, glad life is finally back to normal

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will anything noteworthy happen today?

A bit cringe mate

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kek california antibody study called out

The official happening music

youtube.com/watch?v=BuGEICM43kE

I call it the niggerfaggotflu

Back in January, I had a student who just came from Wuhan, coughing. He had mask and all. Next week I was down with headache. Then Fever. Then suddenly coughs. And then I went well.
Was that it? Did I get a mild one?

no, but if he can get that in writing he will never need to work again, medical malpraxis suits pay off very well

based and senomyxpilled

youtu.be/dlGj1RdUHUM

>STILL NO SIGNS FOR HERD IMMUNITY
>STILL NO SIGNS FOR HERD IMMUNITY
>STILL NO SIGNS FOR HERD IMMUNITY

>it does not spread human to human, china said so.
>that's why it spread everywhere and they locked down wuhan
>china #1!
Cut funding? Those niggers need to be lynched.

All that needs to happen is a hurricane to take out the electricity and my anarchoprimitivist soaking wet dream will come true. Granted I'll immediately get mowed down by gang members of one flavor or another but whatever.

>tfw no insider pastabro anymore

also, American eagles are freaking huge

if you look hard enough

>There is no way you didn't catch unless you were hiding on some private island or rainforest.
he doesn't know about NEETs

Looks like there's another Diamond Princess cruise ship situation, but this time an Italian passenger ship in Nagasaki.
translate.google.com/translate?hl=&sl=ja&tl=en&u=https://www.asahi.com/articles/ASN4N7XHNN4NTOLB00W.html?iref=comtop_list_nat_n01&sandbox=1

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RED BLOOD CELLS QUESTION!

I was wet coofing though, unironically for weeks

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Sounds like your menstrual cycle, based on those symptoms.

Sign my petition

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>blm flag
>niggerfaggot
Top Zozzle

That's the plan if vaccines don't work.

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Free market for the virus! Do not interfere!

lol. It's been the same everyday they really minimized the lock down here so boomers could live their golden years shopping at 5 places a day.

I don't think it was the same virus circulating around then. The one from january was just an especially annoying cold with symptoms lasting
for only a day in some people, like me. I had numerous chest x-rays for an unrelated problem and no damage was found in the lungs at all.

>there are still people going on cruises

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l havent been sick in the slightest for about a year

either this guy is an actual retard or he’s larping. If he told his work he has wuhan flu they would let him stay away as long as he needed to and if not he could sue their asses to death.

very based

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>IT'S A DYNAMIC SITUATION, MORE THAN ONE ORGAN CAN BE AFFECTED, AND THE IMMUNE SYSTEM AND IT'S RESPONSE IS ALSO A PROBLEM

What did he know that we didn't? He posted this back in February

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>tfw pastabro fucking died

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Is Italybro dead?

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I was down for an entire week for that. It wasn't menstrual you fuck

he coofed his last coof

>If you went to a public place during Jan-March you already have it
bullshit

I got this virus in early Jan (but wasn't tested I just know it) and glad to finally see the symptoms I've had be talked about. I know it's all real now. This is like airborn mono with a hemoglobin kicker and pulmonary punch. I still don't feel 100% more like 80%

BUT MY HERDERINO MY IMMUNITINO SYSTEMINO, THIS ISN'T FAIR MY JUDENGOLDSHEKKELBERGSTEIN TOLD ME IF I GULP GULP MY BASEDERINO I WILL BE IMMUNERINO

>VACCINE QUESTION

WHEN THE SUMMER COMES, ALL COVID-19 WILL DIE.
NOTHING WILL SURVIVE.
>someone gets sick
>coughs on something
>HEAT kills it
>someone coughs indoors
>dies on surfaces in an hour
THERE WILL BE NO COVID-19 CASES BY AUGUST. IT WILL HAVE COMPLETELY DIED. NO STRAIN WILL EXIST EXCEPT ON PETRI DISHES.

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I don't think he'll do that since he's overstaying his visa anyway, but I'm really skeptical of what they told him.

kys fag fucker
based af твн fäm

No vaccine possible is the answer.

prepare for reinfection faggot it would be a shame if it got you underground in the second round

corona survives high temperatures.

They've been trying to. Nanomachines is no longer fantasy. Kojima was right.

Italy reports 2,256 new cases of coronavirus and 454 new deaths over the past 24 hours, raising the totals to 181,228 cases and 24,114 dead. It's the lowest daily case increase since March 10. It's over.

He's not gonna receive numbers anymore apparently.

The queue in God's waiting room gonna get a lot shorter

What temperature do you think it is in Florida, or South America. Its been summer all around the world in in parts and Corona-chan spreads her love just fine.

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Lombardy numbers
+735 new infected
+135 new dead

Yeah, I've been prepping for a while now.

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Same here.

Great. But how is it surviving in warm climates at this very moment?

I wish I actually did have it, but it was a flu, nothing more. Got over it in a week. Didn't even stop me from taking exams and running as fast as I could as I almost overslept the last one.
I progressed with the time I could hold my breath since then, so I don't think I had anything that could do lung damage.
Stop trying to scare me, that won't work, alright?

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>lockdown
>lockdown
>quarantine
>quarantine
I still cant understand why we use those words when it was literally just a humble request from the state that people stay home a little more
China had a lock down. China had quarantine.
Every state has minimized this, everywhere has been doing the same shit as florida, you guys just had to deal with spring breakers

>THERE WILL BE NO COVID-19 CASES BY AUGUST

What about next September, October, December, January, February, March, April?

>ACTIVE CASES 108.237 (-20)
>DEATHS 24.114 (+454)
>RECOVERED 48.877 (+1.822)
>TOTAL CASES: 181.228 (+2.256)

-20 ACTIVE CASES
-20 ACTIVE CASES
-20 ACTIVE CASES
-20 ACTIVE CASES
-20 ACTIVE CASES

WHAT A FUCKING NOTHING BURGER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It's taking way too long considering how many elderly live here and how lax things are I think it's literally 7 silent generation deaths in the county I thought Florida would be in the lead by now

Not over until no new cases around the world

>US DICKSUCKING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MUH MUNEY