Kiwibros, get in here! Get comfy. Are we looking forward to dropping to level three lockdown next week?
- NUMBERS -
>Total cases: 1,440 (+9)
>Total recovered: 974
>Total in ICU: 3
>Total dead: 12
>Active cases: 454
New Zealand Lockdown Comfy Thread
Andrew Roberts
Elijah Taylor
fuck, I want takeaways so fucking bad, I've been getting as much as I reasonably can from the hot cabinet from New World at my weekly shop. But it just aint the same.
Owen Anderson
Personally I cannot wait to get down to level three. My now ex-girlfriend will be moving out so I'll get my house to myself again. Going to try not to drink this week and save my whiskey for Saturday night so I can drunkpost and video chat cunts. Anyone else been drinking a shit load more under lockdown? At the start I was drinking every night with dinner.
Landon Taylor
It's going to be pretty much the same at level 3 isn't it?
Liam Allen
Who's excited to get their covid card?
Dylan Mitchell
Me too, user. I want some dirty old fish and chips. Not even going to bother with McDonald's as there will be queues going a kilometer up the road. If you're missing KFC, there's these Tegal Nashville style chicken you can get, tastes almost exactly the same as KFC.
Cooper Allen
Yeah really fucking want some battered fish, my supermarket only sells the shitty oven baked crumbed fish. No fresh fish at all so can't make own batter, deli is closed.
Cooper Roberts
Yeah been drinking a fair bit, bought $300 worth of booze on last day I could, still have a box of coronas, guess they're a collectors item now, been having a crate of tui or speights a week and about half a bottle of rum a week.
Bentley Thomas
finally burnt through my rum stash.
+1 week till the bottle store opens again.
Jordan Peterson
I don't think they'll do the covid card anymore. The press conference today Bloomfield was saying they have set up a 'robust contact tracing system' and yesterday they were saying there are issues around the blue tooth tracing solutions.
David Turner
low key wish I was back down south, bottle stores never shut there because you can't get booze at supermarkets.
Xavier Reyes
So in other words, the gov is looking at more authoritarian ways to track us. Gotcha. Has anyone said how long the laws they pushed in are going to be for? Probably for ever, neither party will give an inch in giving us back any rights or privacy.
Dominic Hernandez
All the emergency powers act things have expiry dates, I'm pretty sure the plan is to have the state of emergency powers ended at the end of level 3. But border controls will remain in place potentially at level 1. Really looking forward to going back into the world though, no chink tourists, no chink and poo 'students'.
Parker Anderson
Mate, I really hope so.
We should keep the borders shut to foreigners and Chinese Nationals.
Adam Ward
They deliver liquor user. Research.
Sebastian Kelly
A WEEK UNTIL FISH AND CHIPS FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
John King
Quit weed and nicotine on day 1. Weed was easy, took 3 days. Would murder a nun for a smoke desu
Kevin Rogers
Gonna be nice, though I know some lolberts that are already talking about leaving the country and not coming back because they don't want to deal with the taxes that are going to be needed to pay for the economic recovery. Imo fuck them, they are traitors, but I also think they're going to be in for a bit of a shock when the realize that the rest of the world is also going to probably be paying more taxes to cover this economic disaster.
Nathaniel Ward
I've been going harder on the nicotine, I quit smoking couple years back and started vaping, bought plenty of stuff before lockdown, been living in a perpetual vape cloud for the past 3 weeks.
Colton Thomas
Yeah I quit drinking and smoking, now all there is to do each day is waste time and drink coffee until it's time for sleep. Life is pointless.
Samuel Wright
Apparently 1/4 of maccas are planning on staying closed during level 3, but hopefully all the chinks running the chippies will want to curry some favour after what their cousins unleashed upon the world.
Elijah Nguyen
Winnie's plan falls into place.
Jaxon Rodriguez
you should get civ 6, not a bad game think its still on sale, when I got it not too long ago I accidentally played for like 9 hours straight, good time waster when you've got time to waste and don't want to think about killing yourself.
David Martin
how the fuck this old cunt didn't catch it I do not know, smug asshole fishing from his beachfront property. I wanted to go fishing, I had my spot X to catch the last trout of the season sorted, then the news that nope, fishing is banned unless its on your own land.
Hunter Collins
Just do it cunt. They won't stop you
Landon Hall
With China mobilizing on Taiwan, and US trying to bait a fight. What side would this Nation sway towards... We have no deep connections or traditions to help either. Money will probably win on the choice.
Angel King
Not much of a gamer, also I'm running Windows 7 on an eight year old laptop.
Aiden Russell
Businesses that don't deal with the public can operate if they seperate staff by 2 meters or something.
Nolan Miller
Winnie is minister of foreign affairs and he fucking hates chinks, also don't forget the Labour scandal of 2014 involving all the chink names in an Auckland phone book. I think we'd probably just stay out of it and sell milk powder to both side. Unless Australia got involved, then we'd probably send a token force to a low risk area like we've done in pretty much every conflict since 1960.
Elijah Jones
Oliver Fisher
Nolan Lopez
Adrian Miller
just watch police 10/7 on youtube, nothing can make you happier than watching nigs get arrested.
Michael Ross
Are you shitting me? This is the easiest decision ever. The options are:
1. Ally with the US
2. Get fucking wiped the fuck out
Landon Bell
So wouldn't takeaways still be closed then? Everyone earlier was acting like the chip shop was gonna be open.
Benjamin King
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Dominic Garcia
Another full day spent on Yas Forums.
David Robinson
There are no good fish and chips where I live. the best I ever had were in Waihi.
Jose Watson
Nolan White
fake virus
Liam Barnes
nah takeaways can open so long as they do delivery, roadside service or drive through.
Caleb Fisher
Isaac Diaz
This cunt is a closet lefty not \ourguy\
Sebastian Peterson
Only drive thru and contactless, so you could possibly uber your fish and chips if you want, I have never ubered myself.
Lincoln Brown
Why are you letting a kike proxy government influence you what to do?
Ardern's sucking Jew dick and is an absolute traitor to the NZ people.
Anthony Parker
NZ could use some more "lefty" economics. Like mandatry penalty rates for weekend and night shift workers like some other developed countries have.
Connor Price
fuck off meme flag, we're talking fish and chips here, I don't give a fuck about if the virus has been hyped up too much or not.
Asher Roberts
How are they sucking Jew Dick. At the U.N we don't vote infavour of Israel unlike you guys.
Chase Lopez
Don't hate the people the kike wants you to hate. Hate the kike for this Covid-19 bullshit.
Remember, this kike government wants to KILL you to maintain power. Let that sink in.
John Perry
fuck its barely lefty, even Australia has penal rates in most states. Mandatory overtime rates would be nice.
Benjamin Morales
Normies idolising muh science gods
Hudson Phillips
fuck off, my taxes pay for the kfc of many nigger families, the govt doesn't want to kill me, I'm economically productive.
Cooper Reyes
His policies seem somewhat NatSoc so he's definitely /myguy/. However, I'm not as sure about him as I used to be, after him and 99% of the government knee-jerked and banned semi-autos last year. That was bullshit. I'm considering voting for Act this year, at least David Seymour was the only one who voted against the gun laws, and stands up for freedom of speech. I went and saw him speak last year and he seems alright.