Hello, based department?

I'd like to file a update on the status of the libs; their status is officially OWNED! We've done it, boys, we've definitively proven that we ain't gonna let no nanny-state commie-socialist big government infringe on our right to *checks notes* knowingly expose ourselves and our families to a deadly pandemic virus.

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>(((reports)))

>What were the new patients age and did they have underlying conditions?
Oh right the press dont ask important questions just fearmongering ones. Dont forget they dont even allow press into these

good news folks, this guy who had aids didn't die of aids, it was actually a bacterial infection that killed him

The virus' incubation period is longer than a week, but okay.

Didn't they say they don't see symptoms until 2 weeks?
lmao now they are pumping the numbers up to make the protests look bad

>Believing the jews-news.

>the numbers make we feel bad, so da joos must have made them up
>Oh right the press dont ask important questions just fearmongering ones.
How the fuck would those be important questions when it's just talking about infections, not deaths? When it comes to people simply contracting it those factors are irrelevant.

user, you tried so hard to quickly respond with a clever rejoinder, and failed so, so hard. That must be so embarrassing for you.

The incubation can be two weeks. It can also be two days. There are no set in stone rules, Coronachan is basically just playing Calvinball with human biology.

What would it take to lie about new cases?
Not much
Everyone who was there should check in with each other.

If your questioning it, Project Veritas proved in NYC at one point they were testing no one and reporting a confirmed case if the person thought they had it.

Four sentences and a title, and you couldn’t bother reading them all.

The 4 deaths are a footnote, the salient point is the increase in infections. It's like if you were bitching that reporters weren't "Asking the important questions" if the press didn't drill the NYPD spokesman about what brand of sneakers her killers were wearing.

lockdowns were about flattening the curve avoiding some sort of catastrophic overload of the healthcare system that either didn't happen, or only happened in a few places. unfortunately the whole thing became fodder for hypochondriacs.

>lockdowns were about flattening the curve avoiding some sort of catastrophic overload of the healthcare system that either didn't happen, or only happened in a few places.
Because the lockdowns were working. Now that people have spent three weeks without being able to go to the hair salon, the gym, or to the fucking Red Lobster with the option of dining in (they had order carry-out like a peasant!) and they're getting cabin fever, that's when we're gonna see it. We have not had time to build up "herd immunity", some research is suggesting that isn't even gonna be possible with this virus. We throw the gates wide open and then the massacre starts.
>unfortunately the whole thing became fodder for hypochondriacs.
No, unfortunately the fact that we've managed to keep the death toll *only* to "more dead in five months than died from the flu all last year" by implementing the strictest quarantine procedures we have for any illness in the last hundred years, it's become fodder for lolbertarians to autistically screech about "muh rights".

>People revolt
>Governor releases some more fakes-ass stats
>4 dead
>owned
>incubation period 2 weeks
gtfo, nigger

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>every number that hurts my feelings is faaaaaake. It's all faaaaaaaaake. Sloppy Joes, Mossad.

It's literally peaking everywhere right now.

>what? Trump wants to shut down travel from China??? DAS RAYSIS!! Don’t listen to his racism! Go out and do shit!!
>what? People who likely won’t vote for Biden want to go out and do shit?? Shut it down! Engage intellectual superiority talking points!
Tiresome, etc.

If only the governors hadn't gone INSANE like MI cunt deciding shelf-by-shelf which goods were essential. They were begging for a chimp-out.

heres hoping that those protesters were all paid off traitors and not genuine americans

>Infections went up after 1 week
>This must directly correlate to the protest
>About the virus with a 2 week incubation period
Big brain

Dod anyone ask if those new cases had been in contact with any of the protesters? No? Okay then.

>he calibrates his view based on being the polar opposite of a group the CIA has infiltrated and trained him to dislike and in this way becomes their puppet

ever notice how every public figure who didn't eat up the fear in the early days was forced to walk the plank and say they had coronavirus later? what a coincidence.

This concept would have been funnier if pic related was actually some faggot "owning and triggering the libs" 2/10 missed opportunity.

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Nice source

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So just so we're clear, you'll believe the Jews control the world through the most tenuous hints of evidence, but you need an unbroken chain of evidence linking the skyrocketing rise in cases to the protests to establish that "gathering in large groups during a pandemic is a retarded idea"? Is that right?

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>more dead in five months than died from the flu all last year
80k people died of this?

200 people make no difference you witless cum guzzling fucktard. Learn about disease vectors and for FUCKS SAKE wash the dried cum off of your chin! Disgusting.

She's a commie. Shocking.

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The protests started on friday didn't they?

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>lady speaks out against lockdown
>dies of covid
>people protest
>spike in cases
>If I don't support lockdown, i'll die
Remember back when brainwashing had some tact?

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80k people died from the flu last year!?
Oh wait, yeah, no, quit being a faggot.

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6 million died

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