Hello, based department?

I'd like to file a update on the status of the libs; their status is officially OWNED! We've done it, boys, we've definitively proven that we ain't gonna let no nanny-state commie-socialist big government infringe on our right to *checks notes* knowingly expose ourselves and our families to a deadly pandemic virus.

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>(((reports)))

>What were the new patients age and did they have underlying conditions?
Oh right the press dont ask important questions just fearmongering ones. Dont forget they dont even allow press into these

good news folks, this guy who had aids didn't die of aids, it was actually a bacterial infection that killed him

The virus' incubation period is longer than a week, but okay.

Didn't they say they don't see symptoms until 2 weeks?
lmao now they are pumping the numbers up to make the protests look bad

>Believing the jews-news.

>the numbers make we feel bad, so da joos must have made them up
>Oh right the press dont ask important questions just fearmongering ones.
How the fuck would those be important questions when it's just talking about infections, not deaths? When it comes to people simply contracting it those factors are irrelevant.

user, you tried so hard to quickly respond with a clever rejoinder, and failed so, so hard. That must be so embarrassing for you.

The incubation can be two weeks. It can also be two days. There are no set in stone rules, Coronachan is basically just playing Calvinball with human biology.

What would it take to lie about new cases?
Not much
Everyone who was there should check in with each other.