*saves your life*

that'll be $7000 for jello packs and tylenol plus over night stay

and then spreads the virus everywhere
>and then *saves your life*
and then spreads the virus everywhere
>and then *saves your life*
and so on

Doctors and nurses managed to do their jobs before attention whoring on Instagram was a thing

By choking old people to death with a respirator.

not as well though

More like
>wtf I thought this was an intense battle why are the soldiers dancing?

lost my sense of smell after being admitted

The knowledge needed is equivalent to a server in a good restaurant. Lead servers in a Michelin Star restaurant need significantly more knowledge than most nurses.

they are so heroic for getting paid to do a job they were already going to do otherwise!
we healthy able bodied people sacrificing our livelihoods and complying with unconstitutional government shutdowns destroying our careers and businesses are the selfish ones!

and then ignoring any requests