*saves your life*

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*gets reinfected*
nothing personal

Maybe three fuckable females in that whole bunch.

*pay my bill*
What a metal? Join the army.

Yes

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What exactly do nurses do? I’ve only ever seen them do office paper work, take notes and hand out drugs. Occasionally they’ll insert an iv but for the most part just assist a doctor. Why are they being glorified? I have tremendous amounts more respect for the people that change the bed pan wipe people’s assses and replace their piss bags. This is just another excuse for women who do mundane work to pat themselves on the back and claim to be champions.

yes that dance routine really did the trick but I'm still not feeling 100% so how about some fucking jazz hands

They’re trying to lighten the mood, incel. mental health is just as important I’m times of crises like we are in rn

fpbp, sage this shit topic

Cleans up piss and shit and brings you food

that'll be $7000 for jello packs and tylenol plus over night stay

and then spreads the virus everywhere
>and then *saves your life*
and then spreads the virus everywhere
>and then *saves your life*
and so on

Doctors and nurses managed to do their jobs before attention whoring on Instagram was a thing

By choking old people to death with a respirator.

not as well though

More like
>wtf I thought this was an intense battle why are the soldiers dancing?

lost my sense of smell after being admitted

The knowledge needed is equivalent to a server in a good restaurant. Lead servers in a Michelin Star restaurant need significantly more knowledge than most nurses.

they are so heroic for getting paid to do a job they were already going to do otherwise!
we healthy able bodied people sacrificing our livelihoods and complying with unconstitutional government shutdowns destroying our careers and businesses are the selfish ones!

and then ignoring any requests

>makes faggoty tik tok video

to be fair, they look like they're in some arizona county that hasn't had a single case yet.

If you go to the hospital for the flu you deserve to die. They can't keep those death warehouses clean.

build for bbc

I’ve never understood the schooling. I have several friends and family members who are nurses. Family members who are nurses are older. Some of them just did a basic nursing training course and they’ve been kind of grandmothers in. But then the girls I know who just became nurses in the last 5 years did really intense programs at school yet they still perform the same job functions as my aunt

Actually my friends a paediatrician, and shes a bitch, she literally just plays with kids all, its not fair.

And shes met famous people, footballers. Shes my best mate but shes a smug bitch. Think about that next time you see threads like this ok.

how do I get a cute nurse gf?

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>please clap

digits checked

>takes social media selfies while the male doctors are out of frame doing actual work

corona brappers

*lives in a first world country with actual border control*
*stays home*

literally npcs

Pretty easy, I’ve dated two. They’re pretty whorey generally.

You should be able to afford semi nice outings, and give them dick all the time. That’s about it.
And I mean it about the dick all the time, the nurses I’ve dated required it more often than I cared to give it. And they tend to hate “lazy”

No they fucking didnt. Nurses are fucking NPCs who train for years on protocols and how to fulfill an actual doctors orders. They dont have to have a critical thought in their head. Follow protocols.

Ultimate NPCs.

And fuck NPC doctors too. If we didn't have drugs that required prescriptions, we wouldnt even need doctors for 98% of the shit we need to see a doctor for. I could self diagnose on the internet and treat my own pneumonia with a standard dose of antibiotics.

>What exactly do nurses do?
They do me buddy. Got some last night. That's right, I'm a cool customer.
>the people that change the bed pan
Those are CNA's. They usually live in trailer parks while being single moms. They do 6 months of college. If that.
>and claim to be champions
Become a male nurse if it bothers you.

Gib pussy

take vitals
inform doctor if your condition worsens
call a code/start cpr
help clean you up if you shit yourself
administer meds
chart
help walk you to the toilet
change your bedpan
change your bandages
check your wound/surgery incision
be the first one to notice if you faint in the toilet or fall out of bed

Better question: Why is Yas Forums so triggered by nurses?

I should have clarified about lazy. I don’t mean that you work 70 hours a week. No they don’t give a shit if you work 10 hours a week. But you have to do stuff they want to do a lot and afford to do it

Auntie probably has tons of experience and training and continuing education credits

Go back to the healing huts with the other women where you belong

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>Out of frame taking 3 hours to do a Google search of your symptoms leaving you to waste your day away in the hospital
Ftfy. Doctors are overpaid search engines. Literally all of my major illnesses have been properly diagnosed by a nurse practitioner rather than a doctor.

>I'm a miserable piece of shit. Therefore, other's should NOT be able to have fun.

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This one is mine

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Women shouldn’t be able to vote. They have minds like children

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Because nurses are women and pol doesn't like the idea of women doing anything outside housework.

>all these pics and videos of them posing or dancing about how amazing they are for doing their jobs

Why are they so fucking needy for attention? You get paid good money for this, that’s enough. You don’t need to be fucking worshipped

Fuck. You.

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I want the world to be de-populated tho