You see see this in your mirror while driving

They are the sherrifs in the rural parts of canada, their local law enforcement in leu of city or provincial cops in small towns. They are not like the FBI

>greet officer and immediately explain the convoluted grammatical rules for the six pronouns I use
>wait for him to fuck it up, thereby violating my sacred rights under Canadian law
>sue for millions, force every male RCMP to suck each other off as part of settlement agreement