You see see this in your mirror while driving

Light a cigarette to cover up the smell of alcohol on my breath.

I take out my guns and start blasting.

I'm a sovereign citizen. I don't.

Introduce 'em to my MAC-10.

Coof

I've never seen them. Never ever.

Im not a nigger so I'd pull over with my license and reg already in hand.

On the mourning of may 1 kristopher dowd was found dead by suicide hanging

He was a self proclaimed profit

initiate syrup war

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I was actually thinking about the RCMP this morning and what they actually are, is it just a group for all the top of the line cops?

The RCMP occupies the role of "provincial police" in places that don't have it. Unlike the US which has "state police" or "state troopers" for each state, only Ontario, QC, and I believe Nfld have provincial police. The RCMP fills that role in the other provinces.

Also I think they act as local police in small municipalities that don't have a local police force, kind of in the same way the OPP does for small towns in Ontario.

go up north, they are all over the place

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>no sir I forgot my dog at home

Hi I’m normal. Lovely weather we’re having

Stop immediately and tell the officers that American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows and fantasizing about nigger dick. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

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I was planning on joining the RCMP but I didn't want to go to Nunavut to watch natives drink and do drugs

Laugh at the faggot rainbow on their car

Based

Hey officer. I'm just out for a drive. I've been troubled by my parents divorce so I thought a trip to the dump might take my mind off it.

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They are the sherrifs in the rural parts of canada, their local law enforcement in leu of city or provincial cops in small towns. They are not like the FBI

>greet officer and immediately explain the convoluted grammatical rules for the six pronouns I use
>wait for him to fuck it up, thereby violating my sacred rights under Canadian law
>sue for millions, force every male RCMP to suck each other off as part of settlement agreement