We Wuz Samurai

>Oda Nobunaga forced Yasuke to be bathed in front of him for he could not believe someone could have such naturally dark skin

Katanas were mainly for decoration. Just like everyone else Japan fought with long poking sticks and archery. If you were in range to fight with a katana you were probably fucked already.

>How did a nigger even get to Japan back then?
traders

>wasn’t even a samurai to begin with, he was a retainer.
true

>I also don’t know why they used a painting of him carrying an umbrella for an actual samurai
That's not an actual picture of him, there are none

>nigger slave bought by a warlord to keep around as a pet
>got wildly mocked for running away from battle when the custom was to commit soduku

Oh yeah, didn't they carry two swords, and the shorter one was ceremonial or something? Like that's the sword you had to kill yourself with or whatever?

What did the retard mean by this?

You mad w*ite boi!?

Ok capeshit cuck

>Blacks think a portugese slave was a samurai

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