We Wuz Samurai

I'm sure ancient Egypt did that too.

WUZ

we already had slaves wearing pants by time this happened.

lol I don't get why everyone looks at blacks and immediately assumes their animals

I'm Italian, when my friends father left Sardinia for the first time with his brother and flew to Austria in the 70s, there was a singular nigger on board. He was legitimately terrified and wouldn't shut up about "this beast on the plane" neither could figure out what it was.

They eventually started referring to blacks as gremlins after seeing that one twilight zone episode, "terror at 10,000 feet"

He was also sold back into slavery when the lord and the lord son died. He would probrobly spit on the petty problems facing modern blacks

hollywoodreporter.com/news/chadwick-boseman-star-yasuke-samurai-drama-1208369

LOL globo-homo is making a movie about his nigger just in time, cohencidentally, for the Japanese Olympics, so while Japan is topical they can get pounded with "Japan needs immigrants or it will not survive" stories from our small hat friends.

that's a real story though

here you go, bigbrain
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

LOL!!!!!!

based wogs

They're simply not relaxing, it's totally normal.

>I don't get why everyone looks at blacks and immediately assumes their animals
Same reason your average grandma in Turin looks at a Sardinian dago like you and immediately assumes the same.

It might be a cool movie, honestly. It's an interesting story. And samurai movies are usually dope anyway

>Tariq Nasheed Vintage News

Reminder that Yasuka was a retainer, not a Samurai, and the only two non-Asian samurais were a Dutchman and an Englishman

>Reminder that Yasuka was a retainer, not a Samurai
True, but he was still given a sword by Nobunaga and land and shit. Not too sure how that class system works, but from what I understand he was basically a samurai in all but name. Either way, it's a cool piece of history, not sure why OP made this thread to talk shit

And because of that, his life was spared

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakita_Naokata

checkmate, negroids

YASUKE

Cool movies are not made in modern times. It is all thinly veiled globalist shilling with piss poor writing.

no wonder why japanese are so racist.

How did a nigger even get to Japan back then? He was more likely a Dravidian from India and he wasn’t even a samurai to begin with, he was a retainer. I also don’t know why they used a painting of him carrying an umbrella for an actual samurai.

>sword
a decorative short sword

Is that why black people are so good at sudoku?

Kek

>nnoooooo reality does not match up with my meme views!
>the SJW must have time traveled and forced the BASED and REDPILLED samurai to accept this nigger! JEW FEAR THE SAMURAI, NOT CORRUPT THE SAMURAI OK?! Praise Orichi.

he was from a slave from portugese traders born in portugese-mozambique. literlally colonized

Sam-you-rayz

Ironic

Sure, but if you're referencing the wikipedia article, in the same sentence he was also made a weapon-bearer. I\m not super knowledgeable if feudal japan, but that probably means he was more than just a joke to them. idk. Either way this thread is tight because I had no idea there were so many non-japanese samurai

Same reason people look at 2020 cars and assume they're less safe than a 1970s car. Because they're retarded.

Looks like he was a servant not a samurai. Yes master, right away master.
Probably a novelty slave for the rich.

>Oda Nobunaga forced Yasuke to be bathed in front of him for he could not believe someone could have such naturally dark skin

Katanas were mainly for decoration. Just like everyone else Japan fought with long poking sticks and archery. If you were in range to fight with a katana you were probably fucked already.

>How did a nigger even get to Japan back then?
traders

>wasn’t even a samurai to begin with, he was a retainer.
true

>I also don’t know why they used a painting of him carrying an umbrella for an actual samurai
That's not an actual picture of him, there are none

>nigger slave bought by a warlord to keep around as a pet
>got wildly mocked for running away from battle when the custom was to commit soduku

Oh yeah, didn't they carry two swords, and the shorter one was ceremonial or something? Like that's the sword you had to kill yourself with or whatever?

What did the retard mean by this?

You mad w*ite boi!?

Ok capeshit cuck

>Blacks think a portugese slave was a samurai

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