God damn I love being American. Hey foreigners, what’s it like... ya know, being foreign? What I basically mean is, what is it like to know my country could absolutely 100% glass yours within 24 hours if our duly elected leadership so chose? You DO NOT have that capability. What’s it like KNOWING that America has the entire fucking world by the balls and... you... people(?) exist only because of our sense of kindness or as long as we deem you useful? What’s it like KNOWING we build bases all over the world and sail our warships wherever we damn well please? What's it like knowing those of you actually capable of doing anything beyond your borders can’t project any influence without our approval? What’s it like knowing we spy on your every move? Remember when we tapped Merkel’s cell phone? lmao, we just did it 5 seconds later after you found out.
They laugh at us, shit on us, mock us, but at the end of the day they ENVY us. We have more money, hotter girls, best drugs, best sports, and most importantly bomb ass FOOD. Burgers, chips, brats, beer. America is the food capital of the world.
Evan White
>hotter girls All of the hots ones in the US are latinas, the white ones are all fat and disgusting.
Hudson Price
right. latinas peak at 10 years old and turn into goblins at the first sight of dick
Carson Turner
It hurts. My country is so small and insignificant I have to hide behind a memeflag.
>they ENVY us This is so fucking true. It's obvious for a lot of reasons. 1. They speak OUR fucking language. 2. They pay attention to our politics. 3. They care about what we are doing in the world. When was the last time an American gave a shit about whatever dicklick was being elected in foreign country xyz or gave a fuck about what they are doing? We don't care about them lmao
Zachary Lee
It's true, even though american food is trash except bbq
Leo Nguyen
I can make it as many times as I want to you fuckin foreigner. It's called having freedom.
Austin Howard
Why are flat chested girls so good?
Nathan Flores
user? Is it weird if that pic gave me a boner?
Leo Sullivan
You've never gotten to watch the super bowl with 5 large Pizza Hut pizzas, 36 hot wings of different varieties, a bowls of dip with chips, and hella beer.
Parker Campbell
Honestly I don't know. I'm very attracted to that body type as well. There is just something about them. Nah, that's fairly normal.
Noah Adams
That's even worst I never used memeflags despite the fact that I always get namecalling replies related to my flag instead of an actual counter argument most of the time, but again this is Yas Forums and none of that really bothers me
Jacob Richardson
Imagine not being American.
Imagine not being able to say "I want to kill Xi Jinping and Putin" in the same sentence.
Must suck not being in the land of the free.
Jordan Robinson
Disgusting, you did not even try REAL pizza
Leo Wright
>we build bases all over the world and sail our warships wherever we damn well please? >we
Retard, your government does all of that. You, by yourself, are fucking irrelevant. Nobody gives a shit about the diabetes/obesity causing McDonald's chain foods you swallow, or the blacked porn subscription you probably pay for. Over all America just has good geography, that's literally it.
Jason Davis
it's the hips too
Dylan Long
>Americans boasting about how they can kill any country >Gets raped by rice farmers and towel heads,inbred goatfuckers >If they actually did nuke or push a real country hard enough,they'd get glassed to >America has an official "No First Strike (Nuclear)" policy Don't boast about being able to kill anyone if you'd be killed the process. Its fucking pathetic
Easton Sanchez
I'll give you a legitimate reply if you make a legitimate argument against my OP. Don't care what your flag is, they're all the same to me if they aren't OLD GLORY
Ethan Perez
here we go, same old shit >American government made up of AMERICANS >American military made up of AMERICANS >American workforce made up of AMERICANS Guess what made America great? It was AMERICANS, just like me.
Angel Clark
>I get called a memeflag by newfaggots Sorry to hear that bro. I'd say I know the feel if it wasn't for the fact that I to call the canadian flag a meme flag
Jack Morgan
post foreskin
Robert Ramirez
"I want to kill Xi Jinping and Putin" Now try saying that about Israel, gollem.
Oliver Reyes
Her hip to waste to shoulder or whatever ratio is very nice in my opinion. I think that is what determines attractiveness in a woman most of all. Slightly wider hips than shoulders, as well as overall fitness and a nice face/smile.
Asher King
I haven't thought about it, but I guess it's better for the world. I think it would be a completely different story if let's say Russia or China had the same power. Half of the world would be enalaved or dead.
Alexander Kelly
Who's the girl though, fuck she's hot
Hunter Russell
>>Gets raped by rice farmers and towel heads,inbred goatfuckers What's your definition of "raped by" because last time I check we decimated the civilian populations of those countries and their infrastructure and they didn't do shit to us. The "rice farmer" countries we fought against, we now own and are all vassal states.
Lucas Ramirez
Stfu leaf your women look like a sack of potatoes with a cinderblock for a head and you fuck elk for pleasure. Go rape your yeti sex doll and give your boyfriend a maple syrup enema
I also hope you guys do something for the China, Russia and Turkey problem, but I guess your cuck left won't allow you to do that.
Oliver Anderson
This. Fuck Euros, especially weak wristed Brit faggots. Everyone in the world is our enemy, and fuck them all to death.
Adam Allen
Dunno who she is, sorry foreigner. There is a plan in place for them as well. Russia will be choked by sanctions like normal. China will overextend into Africa, build up their infrastructure, and then we will find an excuse to forcibly take over the area.
Joshua Gutierrez
>girls that's a trap
Liam Martin
I bet her pussy and butthole smell like the deep-fryer at a fast food place.
