God damn I love being American. Hey foreigners, what’s it like... ya know, being foreign? What I basically mean is, what is it like to know my country could absolutely 100% glass yours within 24 hours if our duly elected leadership so chose? You DO NOT have that capability. What’s it like KNOWING that America has the entire fucking world by the balls and... you... people(?) exist only because of our sense of kindness or as long as we deem you useful? What’s it like KNOWING we build bases all over the world and sail our warships wherever we damn well please? What's it like knowing those of you actually capable of doing anything beyond your borders can’t project any influence without our approval? What’s it like knowing we spy on your every move? Remember when we tapped Merkel’s cell phone? lmao, we just did it 5 seconds later after you found out.
They laugh at us, shit on us, mock us, but at the end of the day they ENVY us. We have more money, hotter girls, best drugs, best sports, and most importantly bomb ass FOOD. Burgers, chips, brats, beer. America is the food capital of the world.
Evan White
>hotter girls All of the hots ones in the US are latinas, the white ones are all fat and disgusting.
Hudson Price
right. latinas peak at 10 years old and turn into goblins at the first sight of dick
Carson Turner
It hurts. My country is so small and insignificant I have to hide behind a memeflag.
>they ENVY us This is so fucking true. It's obvious for a lot of reasons. 1. They speak OUR fucking language. 2. They pay attention to our politics. 3. They care about what we are doing in the world. When was the last time an American gave a shit about whatever dicklick was being elected in foreign country xyz or gave a fuck about what they are doing? We don't care about them lmao
Zachary Lee
It's true, even though american food is trash except bbq
Leo Nguyen
I can make it as many times as I want to you fuckin foreigner. It's called having freedom.
