Coding Meme Or Noth - Definitive Thread Edition

I'm of the opinion that everyone should learn to program, but not everyone should try to make a career out of it. Our lives are centred around computers at this point, knowing how that software works can only enhance your quality of life.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret hacks on CalTech, and I have learned over 300 confirmed languages. I am trained in cyber warfare and I’m the top agent in the entire US cyber forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you behind over seven hundred proxies, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States National Security Agency and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Could you elaborate on the different specializations. I know game dev, web dev, like what else is there?

I work for a FAANG and I get paid really well and don't have to work very hard.

I would recommend it if you have high logical reasoning aptitude and no other opportunities to make loads of money. I would be investing if I had capital, but I don't so it was easiest to enter software development without much capital. I just had to self-study until I could pass an interview.

[code]
#include
class Faggot
{
public:
void suck_dick();
};
void Faggot::suck_dick()
{
std::cout

Software dev. here:
>work 4-6 hours a day 4-5 days a week
>make more than 90% of the people I know that work 9 to 5
>spend rest of the "8 hour work day" on sideprojects
>sideprojects start being as profitable as freelance jobs

Some of the work I do is higly customized niche software, if you automate that kind of work in the next 10 years, I'll chop my dick off. By then I'll have more than enough money for a donor dick and retirement.

Don't just learn to code, learn math/physics/electronics as well and go for the higher end niche industry.

Snippet I wrote as part of a design that I eventually had to throw out. Still quite proud of this particular segment though. Python is good for prototypes.

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Coding is easy. Appeasing the retards paying you peanuts who don't understand it is a whole different ball game.

Remove your flag you fucking faggot.
Only kikes and shills use memeflags in 2020. Get with the meta, retard.

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it's not about career, everything now uses computers, not knowing how to code is like not knowing how to swim living in island tribe