Coding Meme Or Noth - Definitive Thread Edition

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I understand the appeal, it must be nice being indoors all day, I'd probably make a lot more if I had done that years ago

I do sketchy non union construction work for $20 an hour, and Its not great

But I don't think I'd want a job that couldn't be done by someone else in a different country for half price

My job gets done by someone from a different country, in my country and he gets paid half price.

Some of those Mexicans maybe make more than me if they own their business. And that's not to hate on the Mexicans I like working with Mexicans, y'all some cheeky fuckers

But I personally know some rather uninfatuating people learning to code right now because it's a meme. If that's the Calibre of individual who works in that field I'll stay with the Mexicans

Cheers keyboard boi, get your programming socks.

Python is glue. You use it to bind more solid blocks of code ( i.e. libraries written in C or Fortran ) together. Just don't try to make a cabinet literally out of glue and you'll be OK.

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I've been programming since I was a kid. The truth is it's like every other trade, skill or profession. The more you do it, the better you are, the more demand there'll be for you.
There is a very very large difference between people who code for fun/interest all the time and people who went to school and only program at work.
Programming is a wide field with lots of possible specializations, same as many other fields. It will continue to evolve just like other fields. Highest level skill areas have overlaps with other fields, like system design. But those high level areas require knowledge and experience in whatever field(s) you're doing it for.
My point is no matter what you do, programming or not, as long as you pick a skillset that doesn't completely disappear, you'll be capable of remaining in demand.
The most important part by far is pick something you enjoy enough to want to keep getting better at aspects of forever, whether it's programming or not.
If your goal isn't career but just to be comfortable, you'll probably stop trying to improve after a while so itll matter less to you.

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Python is fast to develop, and fast enough to execute. My time is more valuable than (reasonable) runtimes. have thousands upon thousands of LoC that were one-off thrown together throw-aways that are now in "production" use by most of my team.

Yes it's a good career, at least in Canada. I have a masters in Chemistry and it was pretty shit. Took months of applying to get an interview for bad pay. I self taught code for 3 months and fucking suck at it. I just got hired for 72k a year. I applied to jobs for one weekend, got 3 interviews and 2 offers. The oversaturated thing is complete bullshit from my experience.

Almost all code in production is to some degree like that. Producing "good" code is prohibitively expensive, both from personal experience and what I've read. I recall the code for some RTOS used from flight control software in aviation cost ~$1000 per LOC to audit for correctness.

I'm of the opinion that everyone should learn to program, but not everyone should try to make a career out of it. Our lives are centred around computers at this point, knowing how that software works can only enhance your quality of life.

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Could you elaborate on the different specializations. I know game dev, web dev, like what else is there?

I work for a FAANG and I get paid really well and don't have to work very hard.

I would recommend it if you have high logical reasoning aptitude and no other opportunities to make loads of money. I would be investing if I had capital, but I don't so it was easiest to enter software development without much capital. I just had to self-study until I could pass an interview.

[code]
#include
class Faggot
{
public:
void suck_dick();
};
void Faggot::suck_dick()
{
std::cout

Software dev. here:
>work 4-6 hours a day 4-5 days a week
>make more than 90% of the people I know that work 9 to 5
>spend rest of the "8 hour work day" on sideprojects
>sideprojects start being as profitable as freelance jobs

Some of the work I do is higly customized niche software, if you automate that kind of work in the next 10 years, I'll chop my dick off. By then I'll have more than enough money for a donor dick and retirement.

Don't just learn to code, learn math/physics/electronics as well and go for the higher end niche industry.

Snippet I wrote as part of a design that I eventually had to throw out. Still quite proud of this particular segment though. Python is good for prototypes.

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Coding is easy. Appeasing the retards paying you peanuts who don't understand it is a whole different ball game.

Remove your flag you fucking faggot.
Only kikes and shills use memeflags in 2020. Get with the meta, retard.

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it's not about career, everything now uses computers, not knowing how to code is like not knowing how to swim living in island tribe

Wholesome story?

I did the print command one of the first times we got our hands on a computer at school. I got so nervous before i sent it, must have spent 10-15 minutes for someone to reply my 'hello' that i though i sent to every computer in the world, No one responded and i remember never feeling so alone in the world as then. Everyone was out having fun, making friends.

Still become somewhat sad when i think about it. 20 years later, i sometimes feel like that. Only sometimes though.

Where can I find people who need such software. Suppose those guys wouldnt search on Freelancer.com

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But seriously, I would highly recommend that you do not take this profession if you are doing it only because "muh in the future everybody will have to know it". As the other user said it is a profession like any other, but corporation shills push this narrative to increase the offer of programmers and consequently decrease the cost of programmers.

It took a few years but here you go:

> hi there

python is good if you need to do something quickly for youreself. basically more advanced calculator. if i want to do some datascience/fileops it's easier to just download one module and write 2 lines of code then fuck around in c++/bash

Forger it.
It's saturated with pajeets now and fixing their fucking bugs sucks.

not meme ia, rpa, in the industrial field, data science, robotics and in infrastructure systems to say some of the applications i can remember

nice!

excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about C and his son C++?

Much obliged.
Anyone who can figure out what it's doing wins a pumpkin.

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I don't know. Does your religion have nubile waifus?

a spiral in a matrix?

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If you're not willing to do it in your spare time for "fun", don't bother.

You're going to be focused on these logic problems, banging your head against your desk, for years of your life. Don't do it just for the money, or you'll want to kys.

it has pointers, kek.

No pumpkin for you!

:(

Well, if you're a coder, you can laugh at all your tranny coworkers and their dumb "programming socks"

So does Python. Just not as an explicitly represented feature of its syntax.