IT'S HAPPENING—LEAKED NASA FOOTAGE

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Ayy lmao! Aliens, uh, I like to think they have a broad spectrum of just odd influences in h ere, but you know I wouldn't bother yourself getting to know them.

Actually here's a one on everybody. Everyone who posts about getting HIV in the future is all caps and hams out. This doesn't have to be the case, but like, when I see the douche bag who posts about getting it in the future all caps and hams out that shit is the pinnacle of stupidity.

These are zero point energy propulsion vehicles. I've personally met two extraterrestrial beings who've travelled interstellar in them. I was in Bangkok, Thailand, when I was approached by two beings whom I believed to be human females, they took me back to their apartment and proceded to anal probe me, insert tenticles into my mouth, and then sprayed a warm sticky disinfectant substance on my back. They then told me that they were ET's and that they have a base on the moon.

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fake as fuck

The spaceniggers got the message. They're crashing on the moon.

since it’s obviously fake, are they doing this to save their budgets or are they running a “the aliens told us to do this” type plot to influence politicians to do their bidding?

We have that clip of the drunkard in the EU telling the room he was in contact with rulers from other worlds or whatever from like a decade ago to back up the second hypothesis

I always say: if you're happy and you know it, clamp your ham! It's a highly effective and inexpensive way to show your partner that you are still around, that you have not forgotten about them and are still motivated to be useful to your family.

For a long time now I've just sat around, holding my ham, thinking I couldn't be happier,but I was wrong

I tell myself that if only I hadn't been sad that people didn't understand me, even at times when I was at my most underdeveloped. I'd have been happier!

That's creepy as hell. Imagine stepping on its head in the middle of the night

>we’re controlled by reptilians
>reptilians
That’s a weird way to spell “Jews”

This is so retarded
How old are you, I want to know which generation should feel the blame for this