He'd drink water drawn by the finest syrophoenician sluts
What soda pop would Jesus drink?
Oliver Butler
Carson Robinson
Kevin Perry
lost
Luis Jackson
Unironically, He'd drink wine.
James Bennett
probably Fresca
Liam Flores
Why is everyone taking about coffee on pol lately?
Camden Martinez
>What PRODUCT would Jesus CONSUME
Jose Taylor
Jesus would drink Surge because Soundgarden was his favorite band and he still plays Goldeneye to this day.
Josiah Davis
Matthew Rodriguez
I the Bible it says man's work is like rags to God. I don't think any of that crap would be good enough for Jesus. But suppose if I had to I'd give him one of my favorites, REDBULL.