What soda pop would Jesus drink?
What soda pop would you offer Jesus to drink?
There's always coffee in the Churches. Notice coffee. Maybe Jesus likes coffee instead of soda pop.
Do you like soda pop?
Soda pop.
How about Holy Water.
Do you drink holy water?
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He would drink only Kosher soda that's for sure.
Muscle milk
Are you really in Israel?
I watch the western wall webcam.
Jesus chose to not appear muscular which is humbling because he could have if he had pride.
No soda poop is good enough for the Lord
Only the Lord knows how much cream and sugar he would put in his coffee
Fill up a bottle of water and pray it turn into holy water in Jesus name and it may work.
Yeah dude. Lots of coffee in the Mormon church.
7UP? Probably something uncolored and with little to no caffeine.
I don't think he'd drink coffee, but he might drink tea.
He would drink baby dick blood cause he was a happy merchant.
ginger ale
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He'd drink water drawn by the finest syrophoenician sluts
lost
Unironically, He'd drink wine.
probably Fresca
Why is everyone taking about coffee on pol lately?
>What PRODUCT would Jesus CONSUME
Jesus would drink Surge because Soundgarden was his favorite band and he still plays Goldeneye to this day.
I the Bible it says man's work is like rags to God. I don't think any of that crap would be good enough for Jesus. But suppose if I had to I'd give him one of my favorites, REDBULL.
>Hesoos
>drink or eat anything
For what purpose? Why'd you do that if you weren't a hunk of meat that requires sustenance?
>There's always coffee in the Churches
that's so you faggots don't fall asleep while pastor snowflake cries about Trump beating hillary in his speech
coca cola u dumb niggers
Manischewitz soda stream
The one with baby foreskins. Probably Pepsi.
Niggers tongue my anus.
In no church in America would A pastor support Hillary.
There are plenty of liberal churches.
None of it's good enough for the big guy up stairs!
No way, Jesus would drink whatever he wanted. He'd try them all. No weight gain or diabetes for Jesus. He could turn the contents of a water tower into grape soda in a black community if he wanted to. You know why? He's MAGIC.
I meant real churches
>cream and sugar...
The lord sent His Prophet, St. Randy Machoman Savage to let His flock know,
He is... THE CREAM.
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Diet Shasta
Nigga u gross get dat shasta outta here