/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3207

I woke up with a sore throat that progressed to a cough throughout the day. I live in Michigan, so risk is pretty high. Don't have a fucking thermometer to check my temp, feels about normal though. Do I have the coof? Or am I just a hypochondriac

Remember the good old days of... 5 weeks ago?

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Thanks homo user

For the newcomers.

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oh, this is why worldometers isn't adding them yet

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thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=VVRHtUes7go

Guess we'll see by tomorrow if the big 2 million has media kevetching even harder now as talks of easing lockdowns should begin by May.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

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>1,998,000

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Just lose your semen to Corona-chan to ascend from a c*omer to a cultist, it helps with self-esteem AND it helps Corona-chan.

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