/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3207

Remember to not fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going up now that people are counting. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have a preexisting condition like obesity, you're going to be just fine. Please calm the fuck down.

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>Died: 130,471 (+10,737) ► Day: 96 (-00:44:41)
What a wonderful day!

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Be honest lads, haven't received my trumpbux yet but I'm hearing from a couple frens they got there's, I file taxes every year and make dogshit, internet says direct deposit still being rolled out, internet articles say a large bulk will roll out tomorrow
Should I try (kek) to contact IRS or wait a few more days?

Why

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When are we getting antibody tests? I think I'm sick but I also thought I was sick earlier. It would relieve a lot of stress to know if I'm battling it or not.

Friendly reminder that it didn't even begin to happen yet. It's still a warm up phase.

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reminder
>1-31 day asymptomatic transmission, infects your nervous system up to your brain so that your immune system can't destroy it, does rolling waves until your immune system is destroyed

>You die of either drowning in your own blood and fluids, organ/heart failure or necrotic brain rot

>This is a bioweapon. If you get it you die. The old die first because of their weak immune system. The young continue to transmit and weaken gradually until they succumb to it as well.

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Who /coomer/ here?

All the time indoors made me lose nofap

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>Spaniards make a barbecue in an attic
>Australians gets madand put them on the cover of newspapers

OH NONONONONONONONONONO

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I’m getting sleepy too bro.

Hopefully we get a salt mining thread out of this...

VIBING
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>Washington
>+92 cases
Ya ok. Sure

I'm looking for the image which shows a timeline of the WHO cocksucking China. I need to send it to my family who are being retarded and still pretending that the WHO aren't idiots. Anyone have it?

I was bored.

Yeah what the fuck, we were barely passing 5k on the weekend

The only thing I was looking forward to with the new status quo was being able to live with my AI wife in VR, but I'm pretty sure leftists wouldn't allow me to be happy because it offends roasties. If she can't be real, than I'm fine with the collapse happening.

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People Calling for Bill Gates' Arrest
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#ArrestBillGates
#FilmYourHospital

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QUANDO LA LOMBARDIA RIAPRIRÀ E SI RIPRENDERÀ VELOCEMENTE TENIAMO QUI TUTTI I NOSTRI SOLDI.E A QUELLI CHE CI HANNO CRITICATO UN BEL CALCIO IN CULO!MANTENIAMO MEZZA ITALIA!RICORDATEVELO!

I woke up with a sore throat that progressed to a cough throughout the day. I live in Michigan, so risk is pretty high. Don't have a fucking thermometer to check my temp, feels about normal though. Do I have the coof? Or am I just a hypochondriac

Remember the good old days of... 5 weeks ago?

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Thanks homo user

For the newcomers.

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oh, this is why worldometers isn't adding them yet

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thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=VVRHtUes7go

Guess we'll see by tomorrow if the big 2 million has media kevetching even harder now as talks of easing lockdowns should begin by May.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

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>1,998,000

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Just lose your semen to Corona-chan to ascend from a c*omer to a cultist, it helps with self-esteem AND it helps Corona-chan.

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Corona Chan is /our virus/

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Get a gf, have sex and kids.

Blessed be the believers, for they shall never coof.

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dear drawfren
i hope you are doing well
& i can't wait to see your 2 mil drawing with tentacles
if the faggot jannies banned you
unplug your router for a little bit and you'll be right as rain
fuck jannies
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>WHO and China meet January 17th, 2019.
>Shiva "The Destroyer" prominently displayed on meeting desk.
>First Coronavirus case in the US a year later, almost to the day (January 19th, 2020).
>Today, Trump cuts funding to the WHO. Cites Chinese favoritism and an ongoing study into the WHO's response to Coronavirus
Anyone else sleepy?

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>it helps Corona-chan
Do it

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Pit fags are the worst

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Any reports of reinfections in Italy yet?
I saw a guy claim it earlier

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fuck aussies these normies are based

tldr; China burned people alive

YOU *ARE* THE 2 MILLION PARTY

Mnnn, pottery, all those nothingburgerfags claiming "fake virus, they're recording any and all deaths as covid19 !" - well, they wern't, and now they are.

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You're still here? Jesus man, it's been like 8 hours.

>preexisting condition like obesity
So 50% of Amerilards?

Nothingburger

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>Friendly reminder that it didn't even begin to happen yet. It's still a warm up phase.

The sad thing about this happening is that if it develops further there is no way we could know. I said on the last thread that i don't think we are reaching 6M by April 25th, not while the whole world is on lockdown, and even if we did, how would we know? Who is going to even test in shitholes like SA, Africa or India? I don't even know if the US numbers are trustworthy

The lack of info is annoying, there is also contradictory information which is worse, i take everything with a grain of salt but i feel we are going to reach a point where the information will stop coming altogether

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Can I get the updated Corona chan? I haven't seen her since 500k

Holy shit, bio labs in Wuhan deemed unsafe back in 2018

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/CVG/>W.H.O.

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Kek I'm calling bullshit, look at this there's no fucking way, Washington was one of the 3 states hit first, now we fucking Alabama tier? Fuck off bullshit

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Go to /h/. I'm not taking another fucking ban.

Friendly reminder to get a crowbar

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It has only just begun

>tfw so many people die italian hospitals parades 102 year old survivor
>that feeling when reactivation and death

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check his twitter
willwildart

Was it as big as I think?

it's okay if it's for Corona-chan

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Fucking hell man

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Dr. Eric Nepute Has Had Enough

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I never see Texas in the news. Hmm.

What's the most likely scenario:
A
>covid19 is no more lethal than influenza but is highly contagious with an r0 of >5 causing a large proportion of the population to catch it in a short period of time, explaining the high hospital admissions and deaths we are seeing across the board. When all is said and done tons of people already had it and got better, CFR is same as flu.
B
>covid19 is significantly more lethal than influenza, 10x or more and also very contagious with an r0 of >5, but we locked down before a significant proportion of the population could catch it

I really hope it's A guys

its literally just a flu.

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Funny how Reddit has been criticizing WHO for the past few weeks until the briefing today. All of a sudden, Trump is making a yuge mistake by cutting off funding for them.

Absolutely.

Also updated pic.

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>Funding pulled from the WHO
>Shitposters get checks from gov't to do a better job
Based...

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Have you been in contact with someone you think might be sick?
If not, then it might just be a cold. Just take some regular meds, and drink some ginger tea.

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Please respond burgerfrens

>unplugging my router is hard

Nah, it's closer to AIDS.