Can an actual Christian (not a larper) explain to me how prayer makes any sense? Why would an omniscient, omnipotent...

No, he's right, this is some edgy teen level bullshit. And why the fuck are you even asking this on Yas Forums? Are you aware there's other boards on the site that are far better suited to this question? Like /his/ or /lit/? Fuck off you you utter faggot. STOP SHITTING THE BOARD UP WITH YOUR RETARDED D&C BULLSHIT.

want a non christian answer? Praying serves an extremely similar function to meditation. I don't see you complaining or trying "gotcha" questions about meditation.

Would you ask a Buddhist why meditation is a thing?

Can an actual atheist tell me why their tiny brains can't comprehend that God isn't a single conscious mind that can only focus on one or two things. Fuck me, He's omnipotent.

>my dogma is supreme so s-shut up
>you're being ignorant though
zero self-awareness

Your entire post was just layered butthurt

>n-no u-u????
Not an atheist, try a more accurate strawman

>Can an actual Christian (not a larper) explain to me how prayer makes any sense? Why would an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent God change his perfect plan just because you asked nicely?

We are surrounded by invisible bands of electromagnetic energy, the words we write and speak manipulate this electromagnetic energy creating patterns in it.

The same is true of prayers, prayers manipulate the electromagnetic energy around us, so do thoughts. Matter is a reflection of patterns in the electromagnetic energy field. If you pray enough or enough people pray together, the force of your consciousness can come to influence material reality.

We can pray for both good and evil things, God is the name for the force that rules the universe, every event that happens both good and evil is by the hand of God, and the hand of God can move in response to petitions made by humans and animals, and even the consciousness of plants can affect God.

This all relates to ether the fifth element which is associated with the sky, the sky is where pure electromagnetic energy exists, but this energy exists all around us. Spirits don't literally go to the sky, ghosts exists in the ether and the ether is on earth.

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At the end of the day everyone is gifted with free will, meaning that everything is not predestined. Although God has a perfect plan, it is not a plan in which every single event is set to happen in a specific way. God has an end goal, and he can accomplish it no matter what we, or Satan does on Earth. God is showing his power by continuously finding new solutions to reaching his end goal despite choices billions of people make; this is why he accepts prayer and changes events because of prayer.

>god has a plan
>we may ask him nicely to change it though

The more you explain it the worse it gets. Basically prayer is fucking retarded and you should believe in god because.